basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
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basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
im like if a girl got fumbled by like 80% of the people that have talked to her but she was actually really cute and cool and fun to talk to
whats sexier
horns
tails
no nuance. fight about it
fuck it. round 2
whats sexier
halo
wings
halo considering any affix above the head not directly attached
i have a third one
whats sexier
teeth
claws
PLEASE REBLOG THE THIRD ONE TOO I NEED TO KNOW
trail cam asmr heal me
I walk into the animal shelter
They say the cat is already fixed
I ask if it's a scheming eunuch or a submissive tgirl nullo
They don't understand the question
I explain the difference between a scheming eunuch and a submissive tgirl nullo
They laugh and say it's a good cat
I look inside the cage
Someone repeatedly stabs me in the back to try and seize control of my empire
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Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day
needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot
ALL kinktober submissions must include:
A description DURING sex of the lovers' tripartite relationship with God.
A scene that takes place BEFORE sex that makes it clear that it is NOT secular.
A scene AFTER which CONDEMNS or SHOWS AMBIVALENCE toward EMBODIMENT.
A depiction of both people SUBMISSIVE before God.
It must be thoroughly clear that a SPIRITUAL LOVE is coming and the bodily habits associated with it will gradually come to WITHER AWAY.
Please make it clear whether or not your characters think that the BOLSHEVIKS are the object of the APOCALYPTIC LONGING of our POETS.
IVE BEEN TORMENT NEXUSED
this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figurenof emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??
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using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary
the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through
Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.
THE ORIGINAL??
dark chocolate…..the taste of a older woman with too much love to give and no one to recieve it…….a conversational flavor indeed