MAY THE DARKNESS BE MERCIFUL

Pansexual married woman in her early thirties, my out of shape nerd body is ready to throw down for good music and civil rights. Responds well to corrections and constructive criticism.

[niyarest]

can someone explain what he's talking about i got distracted by his giant jiggling honkers badonkers

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[niyarest]

[official-boob-posts]

the slut is back !?

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[cptkitten]

One of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies. I’ve forgotten which one, though…

[dolljunk]

Here are my two Guillermo Del Toro custom dolls. Honestly, if Frankenstein hadn't hit so hard aesthetically and made me inspired to finish the Frankenstein doll, the Asset would have spent at least a few more years unfinished.

I'd love to eventually add a doll from Crimson Peak or Pan's Labyrinth here but that is a big undertaking for someone who can't sew well lol.

[vampyre-lesbian]

matthew lillard just shared this on his instagram, he’s such an icon 🏳️‍🌈

[crimson-nightss]

And this is why he's the actual fucking goat

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[jabberding0]

Drawing table from the 1930s

[disasterscenario]

[the-big-mood]

I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂

[theswordofdamntheseknees]

I love these so much.

[genjichu]

[yayacyan]

Poor thing, she's dying from cringe 😔

I can't leave comments because of some network error

[fluffygif]

Ipnotico

[brunhiddensmusings]

the music is almost as good as that visual

[catawampuscreations-deactivated]

Turn the sound on! You will not be disappointed, people!

[darth-tella]

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD, UNMUTE!!!!

[ihateuverymuch]

n years later this is still one of my favorite videos

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Tried to reblog this post:

but Tumblr refused to let me for some reason.

Anyway, I’ll just show you what I tried to write here:

[thatoddboy]

Also, this is not a hypothetical.

This is a real scenario that is happening now

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Which is why people whose brains literally cannot let them lie need a way to hack the meat computer to keep people alive

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]

[shinekocreator]

Okay, this is actually funny

[homunculus-argument]

A fantasy story starting with the protagonist minding her own business gathering firewood, when a demon appears out of nowhere announcing that she belongs to him now. The protagonist demands to know on what grounds, she's never signed no damn contract. The demon is kind of baffled by this, and awkwardly explains that just now her father had promised his firstborn for something, and she is his firstborn.

The protagonist digs her heels in and says no, she never knew her biological father and by the way the demon explained the situation, evidently her father also doesn't know that he already has a daughter, so therefore the man who had made no contribution to her life after he bred and fled has no claim to her as something he could barter.

Not giving a shit about the fact she's gambling her life in doing so, the protagonist makes contact with the local woodland fae, asking them to negotiate on her side. The fae think that this is fucking hilarious and go with her. So, having lawyered up and with a reluctant demon in tow, the protagonist heads off on a quest to find her father and do whatever it takes to wrangle everyone involved into unmaking the contract.

[maimonideznuts]

Convene the Beit din, we have a matter to settle.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I imagine if the fae existed, Jews and especially rabbis would have a lot easier time dealing with them than gentiles.

[homunculus-argument]

If you need an exorcism you find a catholic priest. If you need to get fae contract divorced, you find a rabbi.

[tryingtobecoollikeyou]

I am not Jewish, but I would buy every book of a series featuring a rabbi who has a side job dealing with the Fae.

[maimonideznuts]

The Exorcist and the Rabbi are partners... When the problem is talkative the Rabbi takes the lead, when the problem is violent the Exorcist is in their element.

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[statistical-distr-of-polls]

FMK - In order

The wound, the past, the ghost

The past, the ghost, the wound

The ghost, the wound, the past

The wound, the ghost, the past

The past, the wound, the ghost

The ghost, the past, the wound

Variation I forgor/bald/vanilla extract/results

Voting ended onMay 17

[astraltrickster]

[prguitarman]

❤️🌹Happy Mother’s Day🌹❤️

[supertaliart]

Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!

[thulium]