*jingles my little jester hat*

// just a guy that exists somewhere in between Danganronpa and the void, sippin' coffee and watchin' the world burst into flames \\

[thelemoncoffee]

uhoh, it’s that Saiouma guy

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[thelemoncoffee]

there's something about vr postgame aus where Kokichi is just a depressed shell of a man that really speak to me.

it's like- Kokichi had put all of his effort into that killing game, marred his name in the eyes of his peers, foregon his morals in persual of what he saw as a greater good, only for it all to have been meaningless, for it all to have just been some fancy virtual reality program. with all of that behind him, with nothing left to really make it nessicary for him to fight, he just kinda gives up- what's the point in keeping up his act when there's no mastermind to usurp, no imminent threat of bloodshed on the horizon to worry about? so he doesn't. he simply just stays in his recovery room and keeps to himself, letting everyone else enjoy their recovery and rekindle their bonds in peace, and letting himself stew in his own guilt as he thinks back on all he did with the crude light of hindsight

there's just something about it man

[thelemoncoffee]

i just had an incredibly stupid and incredibly nerdy idea for saiouma

so- yaknow how Kokichi likes playing games the hard way? i had the idea of what if for this reason he was very anal about balancing when making homebrewed anything for dnd, but then i went "okay what if Shuichi was actually the one who was anal about balancing homebrews?"

so now the idea is saiouma annoying the crap out of each other while playing ttrpgs by trying to be the more correct one about homebrew balancing. it's so incredibly nerdy it hurts, but also it totally fits them, i love when saiouma are nerdy little freaks

you could play this as both a lighthearted challenge between the two of them or a full blown rivalry, but either way everyone else at the table wants them both to just shut the fuck up good lord

[thelemoncoffee]

protective human Kokichi x anxious Alien Shuichi flavored space fae au

basically the idea is take the concepts of human pack bonding and violent protective behaviors that humans are space orcs/fae/australians posts like to really ham up, apply that perspective on humans to a human Kokichi, and mix it with Shuichi being part of an anxious prey alien species to get a really fun saiouma dynamic

imagine being Shuichi in this scenario; you're part of this big interspecies crew and in the crew is this one human, he's small for a human but he makes up for it in his outlandish and attention commanding behavior, and of all the crewmembers for him to attach himself to he chooses you- and then falls for you. this imp of a guy who's a member of a predatory deathworld species known for becoming violent when their mates are threatened looked at your anxious prey ass and went "yeah i want that one"

he isn't sure if Kokichi sees him as weak and in need of protecting or if he's just unknowingly irresistible by human standards, but he does know this situation is going to be horrible for his blood pressure for multiple reasons

[thelemoncoffee]

uurrrhhhhh found your blog thru a 7 year old youtube comment ... i guess thats not that interesting ... but not many have tumblr linked on youtube channel , YaKnow !?

fascinating! every once in a while i am reminded that i've had the same youtube account since i was like- 12, and the fear of people finding some strange comment i have no memory of ever making haunts me, i can only imagine what embarrassing fuckery you found me through

[thelemoncoffee]

i forgot yesterday was pride first so have this as compensation

a redraw of my old version: now with color AND gay.

i wanted Kokichi's scarf to be the unlabeled flag but it didn't work like i wanted it to so i stuck with gay for him, just know i actually hc him as unlabeled

og version under cut

[thelemoncoffee]

inflicting Kokichi with the worst possible curse

brainfog

imagine like- post game he's in recovery but his brain is just an absolute mess. between the depression, ptsd, phantom poison and hydraulic press pains, and self imposed isolation, his brain refuses to focus on much of anything and it feels like he's in a thick fog all the time

to him this is probably the most terrifying and frustrating thing that could have happened to him coming out of the game cause he's use to being sharp minded while sorting through nonstop thoughts, but now he's wading through the thick muds of an eerily quite bog. surely it's gotta drive him insane a little not being able to focus on anything, even if he lowkey kinda always had issues with focusing on the right things in the past he's never had it so bad he can't even focus on daydreams

idk this one's kinda me projecting cause my brainfog has been pretty bad ever since the move, but i'm def pushing it to a worse degree for Kokichi here. at least i can focus on my daydreams if i lock in enough- Kokichi tho...

[thelemoncoffee]

not convicned the 2016 killer clowns shenanigan wasn't what inspired DICE to start wearing clown masks. like- people dressed up as clowns to harrass people for a month? sounds perfectly on brand to me

they were struggling to figure out what kind of fun masks they wanted to use for the longest time- everyone having conflicting yet equally extrvagant ideas- and they just used medical masks in the meantime to keep their identities safe, but then Kokichi brought this idea to the table and they all loved it so much it stuck

Nobody:

14 year old Kokichi after hearing about killer clowns while DICE is collectively deep in their juggalo phase: "guys i had the funniest fucking idea"

this is my new headcanon actually, this is canon the the KHcU (Kokichi Headcanon Universe)

[thelemoncoffee]

due to the balls i had earlier to actually speak in a server i've been lurking in for a while, i actually have a really fun au conept for y'all to play with

i want you to take saiouma, think of whatever you would consider the most opposite location to a coffee shop could be, and then make them meet in that location.

this was brought on by a very chaotic convo about pure opposite versions of common aus, some of the answers for coffee shop that were givin by both the server and my friend group whom i also presented the question with include: steakhouse meet ugly, bar night, and the us cheese caves.

what can y'all come up with? the more unhinged the better

[thelemoncoffee]

saiouma hero and villian au where due to the hero agency fucking Shuichi over, he has to truce with Kokichi so he can properly deal with the agency's bullshit without distraction, and Kokichi who's eager to see how this affects the playing field decides to lowkey help him out

basically the rough thought i have is something caused Shuichi to go MIA while dealing with a villian, and instead of trying to find him and make sure he's alive and see if he needs backup or something they instead just announce him dead and move on so they don't have to deal with it, but then Shuichi comes back and finds out they faked his death before even such as sending out a rudimentsry search party and gets pissed about it

his reapperance despite the agency claming to have found his body def already causes a ruckus, but then he decides to take it further and collect evidence with the intent on bringing this shit to court cause unlike them he actually has a real sense of justice, and during all of this Kokichi decides to lowkey help him cause holy shit the effect this has on the lanscape of villain v hero interaction could be hella interesting. he helps by sending him "anonymous" letters with leads to other cases similar to his that happened to other heros but were actually successfuly swept under the rug (and by "anonymous" i mean he doesn't sign them or anything, but Shuichi knows his arch nemisis well and can tell it's his handywork)

[thelemoncoffee]

looking back through old convos again, DICE vampire coven but they aren't all vampires to start

it was initially only one or two of them were vampires, but over time they started to turn each other- no one forcefully turned anyone obviously, but they did all get turned eventually because more and more members wanted to be vampires.

when Kokichi started DICE he never intended for it to be a vampire coven, it just ended up being like that cause all these troubled misfit kids are troubled and misfits and becoming vampires instead of trying to become well adjusted seemed like a good idea to them at the time

the fun part of this comes with trying to figure out what order your version DICE would get turned in and what made them finally decide to turn looking back at the convo i'm pulling this idea from, i had the fun thought of Kyutaro (black hair) really wanting to be turned cause becoming a vampire is a dream come true to his goth ass, but he ended up not going for it for far longer than any of them expected because he's down bad for Mittens (big sleeves) and was letting him feed on him and really didn't want that to stop because gay. Kyu ended up finally letting himself get turned after he and Mittens started dating cause he felt like crush becoming boyfriend was a fair trade off for no more feeding crush

anywho yeah- DICE vampires but it's a chain reaction

[thelemoncoffee]

i remember at some point in the past i called Shuichi a weirdo magnet, and honestly that thought is still really amusing to me

Shuichi's definitely a weirdo in his own right, but he's like- the most subdued and grounded of the weirdos yaknow? especially compared to his peers. i do really like the idea of him kinda attracting weirdos because of this, with him being just normal enough to pass as normal outside of his typical social circles, but also just weird enough for all the serious weirdos in his vicinity to clock him immediately and flock to him like "yay my emotional support totally normal guy who is definitely not a weirdo in disguise :)"

i do think this extends outside of hpa btw- like yeah hpa is full of weirdos and it's inevitable he'll befriend a few, but he collets them outside of there too. i'm positive he has himself a small friend group that is comprised of nothing but weirdos who he gels with and were drawn to him because of his lowkey weirdo aura (hell, i have a whole hc friend group i made for him, haven't talked about them in a hot minute)

my beloved weirdo magnet Shuichi :)

[thelemoncoffee]

stray thought that came to mind-

i was thinking about how Kokichi is a hypocrite about his stance on lying and then got very very side tracked with a completly unrelated idea for a headcanon that was only tied to the original thought by the fact that it's built around Kokichi being a hypocrite. that thought? Kokichi as a creative has tropes he hates to see in media but then turns around and puts those exact tropes into his own creations

this is such a simple and silly idea, but i like the thought of him being really bitchy about tropes he sees all the time and claims to hate, but also being someone who actively uses those very same tropes he claims to hate. it kinda feels like a fun non-serious expansion to his canon hypocrisy and borderline "do as i say not as i do" mentality with lies, and it also just feels like a classic Kokichi trolling moment where he acts in oposition to his own words just to fuck with people

honestly in general i think there should be more headcanons of this flavor, using his canon hypocrisy as a springboard for new weird habits and behavioral patterns that suck so bad for the people around him to deal with

[thelemoncoffee]

personality alteration saiouma aus are funky

i've done two of these in the past- one where they keep their normal backstories but they have different reactions to the events that result in a personality shift, and the other where their personalities are complet inversions- but how else can i do personality shift aus?

i suppose there's always the MiuGuffin button that could be pressed for this, have her build something she decides to test on saiouma that results in a personality alteration but- eh it feels like a little bit of a copout

what do y'all think? how would y'all go about making a personality alteration au?

[thelemoncoffee]

sorry folks! i needed to sleep over posting time today to get enough sleep while waking up early enough for the ren fair!!

if it's any compensation the first post i saw upon opening the app to make this post was one that just said "vampire horses" and the first thing that came to mind was Kokichi, maybe y'all can use that for some kind of crack au

[thelemoncoffee]

there is a characters with parallel jobs shipping dynamic that i have very recent come to the realization is completely unused but makes perfect sense

Baker x Confectioner

i don't know how i have never seen this anywhere before but i'll be damned if i ain't using it for saiouma. so hear me out- Confectioner Kokichi (because Twunkichi candy pulling go brr) x Baker Shuichi

They started out as one sided rivals because Shuichi's brand new bakery across the street was pulling people away from Kokichi's sales, as people are more likely to purchase and fill up on baked goods than artisan candy when presented with both. but sometimes Shuichi would visit Kokichi's shop and they'd start talking and and hanging out and all that jazz, eventually becoming friends and mutual crushes.

Shuichi during this even came up with a solution to Kokichi's customer issue by offering to do collaborations with him where he'd buy Kokichi's sweets and use them in his baked goods and use it as a way to advertise Kokichi's place so the customers more likely to go check out the candies themselves. Kokichi in turn started purchasing things like pretzels and sugar cookies from Shuichi to add to his chocolates to make the colab mutual

also this is the prime au for Saiouma making sweets to ask the other out with :)

[thelemoncoffee]

this is shitposty but i think it'd be funny if Kokichi in discord chats let people know he was present by doing some kind of asterisk/rp "entering the room" bit before talking normally like he didn't just do that

this is fully inspired by me doing this to Beez randomly, it's fun and very Kokichi-core of me /hj

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