TheLifeandLiesofChristopher

Thoughts of an anxious mind. Southern California. Feel free to talk to me.

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[the-lanai]

[bifurpawzsfw]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies.

I mean, there’s more sex jokes than some r-rated comedies. 

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And they’re funny, well timed, perfectly delivered sex jokes

[memewhore]

[lilxanniee-deactivated20230222]

the real issues

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[musclemancer87]

[hufflepuff-headcanons]

honestly the harry potter fandom is so wild like we’ve all collectively refused to accept cursed child as canon but some college kids tell us hufflepuffs are particularly good finders and we don’t even question it

[omega3]

[be-candor-hoe]

[gianluc30]

[setheverman]

stop transcending orange juice at me

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[solitarelee]

Do you ever wonder what long term psychological damage is caused by crushing our small children with overwhelming pressure and time constraints every single day of their developmental life from age 5-18 and then suddenly setting them free into the world with no guidance or assistance other than “get a job” 

[merrybitchmas91-deactivated2019]

honey i don’t have to wonder 

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

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[piribolygo]

[psy-faerie]

Me

[sidetable-drawer]

Reminder that if you ever feel like you’ve majorly fucked up, just remember that Nickelodeon rejected Adventure Time and greenlit Fanboy & Chum-Chum in it’s place instead.

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or this

[gotouda]

[unpretty]

i bought an echo and a wifi lightbulb just so i could say “computer, turn off the light” instead of getting out from under the covers to flip the switch

[unpretty]

problem found: my husband keeps yelling for the echo to play certain songs before he enters the bedroom so he can have entrance music appropriate to his mood

[vaspider]

this sounds like the opposite of a problem

[thetattedstoner]

Teacher: ok guys for this assignment, you need you to have a partner

My antisocial ass: