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[witchinatower]

Baby trans Mabel!! 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

I feel like trans Mabel headcanons don't get enough love in the fandom, so I'm adding to it!

[rosewitchhh-deactivated20211123]

DISCUSS

[the-rat12]

kill, because the impossible interests everyone

[mildly-cold-grape]

kill, because I have many enemies after July 5, 1994

[officially-bbc-news]

marry, because I'd be hilarious at a wedding and divorce exists

[holy-roman-empire-official]

Good question

[laciffo-natas]

Kill, because I'm not hot and I'm too unstable for a healthy marriage

[goldenbunny30]

Kill. You do not get to marry nor fuck me. Unless you can platonically marry ppl

[abra-ca-deadbra]

Kill. Because marriage would be doomed , and also im not hot

[killer-offical]

secret fourth option, beat me with comically large lollipops. or a fancier way of saying kill.

i would platonically marry you for whatever benefits come with marriage, boss

[martinkartin200]

Well I HOPE that my wives would choose to marry me.

and I HOPE that everyone else will choose kill.

[aidn]

how the hell do i talk to people

[citrus-hills-blog]

Stand in front of them and press A

[oimatchstickman]

[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[homunculus-argument]

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

[wardenaristraith]

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

[homunculus-argument]

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

lovers lost in a forest

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Wattpad wouldn’t survive the canonical porn without plot tag on AO3 😭 But in all seriousness this isn’t new. Wattpad has always been very pro censorship and a lot of authors have had their works removed with no warning before, so this looks to me like same old rules just even more strict than before? And don’t get me started on the ads that have been flooding the site for years, unless you subscribe to an ad-free Wattpad premium where you won’t get ads as long as you pay, but your works will still get removed if it’s too spicy or taboo and someone reports it. This is why we love AO3

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

the initial doctor-master relationship in classic who is SO goddamn funny like even if you don’t ship it it’s objectively hilarious that the doctor’s archenemy is literally just his pal. his friend. like the theta-koschei stuff wasn’t established yet so i’m not even talking about that i’m just talking about how the master will actively smile at the doctor who will smile back with real unguarded affection and then five minutes later the master will point a gun at the doctor who will trap the master in a burning building but they’ll both show up again half an hour later and smile at each other like nothing happened. the doctor will chuckle and pat the master on the back while the master’s in the middle of threatening him. they do this every episode. and it’s just so fucking funny

[my-ny]

The Doctor & Missy: text posts – pt. 20

[thirteens-pocket-watch]

The fact that the Doctor goes "Noooo don't kill the genocidal maniac, he's my frieeeeend :(" everytime the Master does anything is why I love them

[dingledraw]

I love those videos of couples painting each other and one is like at a child’s level and the other is Rembrandt

[dingledraw]

Movie date disagreements >:|

[dingledraw]

How is Aziraphale's hair so soft?🤔

[dingledraw]

Saw @ineffable-fits’s ideas for ineffable wives skating outfits and I had to draw them ⛸️

[dingledraw]

I need that angel compensated for his lack of kissies by CROWLEY IMMEDIATELY OR ILL DO IT MYSELF✋🏽😎

Kissie 😘

[dingledraw]

Redraw of Jackie Urbanovic’s “The Commitment Ceremony”

[dingledraw]

They are playing Silent Hill f 🐰

[dapper-lil-arts]

Do you see my vision