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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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*exchanging wedding vows*
me: fullmetal alchemist my wife: *slightly differently from how I said it* fullmetal alchemist
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my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom
mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.
i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms
my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”
In case anyone needed it, heres a translation:
Guy filming: “give me chile, dude. Let me get chile, dude! LET ME GET CHILE. AAH. NO! NO!”
Lady at the table (I cant really hear her but I think she says?): give him a tostada
Guy filming: *pointing knife at bird* give me chile, fucker. *bird moves* I thought so, bitch.
every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.
[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]
This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.
[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]
My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.
Man sees crab for the first time.
does he…
Live in the
Sea?!
Some fucking
mollusk
pulls up
Happy Valentine’s day everyone!
I’m late but I love this comic so much! Happy Valentine’s day!
Bimbo and himbo moment
I want this
vicious seal fight.
crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten
i like them..
big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub
decadence….