Ranking addressing the audience
Laddies, lasses and lassos - Encompasses everyone. Fun to hear and to say. Unique non-gendered one
Any use of 2 or 3 seemingly not-gendered terms - Just funny and doesn’t necessarily exclude anyone because it isn’t targeting anything realistic
Guys, gals and non-binary pals - Doesn’t work for everyone but more than older ones. Flows well
Ladies, blokes, and all other folks - Encompasses everyone. Could do with a more fun word than ladies but there aren’t any I’ve heard that’d go well. Doesn’t flow as well as the last 2 but still quite well.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girl - A classic and performative. Misses a lot of people, but it was normal for the time in all fairness.
Ladies and gentlemen - Like the last one but leaves out kids
Everyone/everybody - Boring, but all encompassing
Guys and girls - Misses a lot of people. Not too fun besides the double ‘G’
People - Works for everyone, but the least likely to sound right in this list
Anything actively prejudicial - I shouldn’t have to explain














