An Uneventful Existence

Haley•I'm the worst• IG/sc: haley9393

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Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: A Warm Smile!

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BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

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L

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me at support group: idk guys im feeling so ben affleck smoking jpeg over it all

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Me after using duolingo for a month

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this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

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Emmy Award Winning™️

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I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[frogjail]

I’m sorry for this.

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[awakandangoddess]

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

[misomimii]

Same energy

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Me, Younger: All adults ever talk about is the weather. They’re so boring.

Me, Now: OH THANK GOD, IT’S 75 DEGREES OUT! EVERYONE HEAR THAT? ITS 75 DEGREES AND A LITTLE OVERCAST! 📣📣📣📣

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*absolutely nothing happens* 

wow this is giving me a lot of anxiety 

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GRIMES and Elon Musk at the 2018 met gala