Chell

[didwellenough]

new test subjects

[thelongsleep]

Never once did a response come, it would’ve gotten her nowhere. With the AI, silence was golden and it was all Chell ever returned whilst solving test upon test. It all seemed endless.

[didwellenough]

    Oh. You again.

[ A sigh. ]

    The faster you solve these tests, the closer you are to... nothing, really. Keep going.

    Why are you even back again? There's literally nothing here for you.

[thelongsleep]

What option was there? Continuing to move forward, to halt and await death with achieving nothing. The unknown awaited her on the surface, yet she was determined to reach it.

[didwellenough]

new test subjects

[ It’s programmed in her, this inordinate need to explain herself and welcome whoever’s waking up from the cryosleep in a pleasant tone.

As if they deserve her compassion. ]

     Welcome back to Aperture. You have been asleep for-- hm. A few of you, a long time. Surprise, you're still fat. Congratulations on beating the odds.

[thelongsleep]

Never once did a response come, it would've gotten her nowhere. With the AI, silence was golden and it was all Chell ever returned whilst solving test upon test. It all seemed endless.

[thelongsleep]

"..."

[annegal]

Black Forest Cake

[thelongsleep]

m!as that seem good at this time...

~Four m!a lists taken from various m!a lists, all are not created by the mun, all duplicates are not on the list~

!One!

Hear No Evil: Muse is deaf. (Anon states how long)

See No Evil: Muse is blind. (Anon states how long)

Speak No Evil: Muse is mute. (Anon states how long)

Ghost: Muse is found 'dead' and they must watch their loved ones mourn. Lasts for (anon decides) until muse comes back.

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 2 Days

Switch: Muse has to switch gender for (Anon decides how long)

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

!Two!

SCP-006 — Fountain of Youth: Muse becomes a child.

SCP-070 — Iron Wings: Muse has the ability to fly for short periods of time

SCP-077 — Rot Skull: Muse becomes ill! (Anon specifies out of these symptoms: nausea, cramps, headache, dizziness, incontinence, fever, skin rashes, or nosebleeds)

!Three!

Cardiac: Your character starts showing the signs of a heart attack.

Shrapnel: Your character has been shot in the (anon specified). (Someone can come forward as the shooter, otherwise attack is case of mistaken identity.)

Bitten: Your character has been bitten by an animal.

Snap: Your character has broken their limb. (Anon specify limb broken.)

Flesh Wound: Your character is bleeding from the (anon specified).

Scrambled: Your character has a bit of head trauma and is confused.

Fever: Your character is suffering from a high fever.

Scars: Any old scars your character has have started to burn.

Chill: Icy to the touch, your character cannot seem to get warm.

Wheeze: Your character gradually feels unable to breathe.

!Four!

Gift: What's this! Muse found something strange on their doorstep and must keep it with them for at least six hours. Anon decides what it is they find.

Wings: You can fly! Muse sprouts wings for up to a maximum of two weeks. Anon gets to choose how big they are( chicken wings anyone?)

Glass: I knew those mime classes would pay off someday! Muse is stuck in an invisible 'glass box' for any duration the anon chooses.

Chaos: It's a mad house! A mad house I say! Muse's personality gets flipped backwards for three days. The timid turn mighty, the charismatic turn into downers, and straight characters get to kiss a girl/boy and like it.

Sin: Put this and one of the seven sins in muse's ask box, and they'll be consumed by it for five days. Gluttony, lust, pride, envy, greed, sloth, and wrath. Pick your poison~

Mirror: Muse turns into a narcissist for 24 hours. If they see another muse of the same character they have to flirt with them at least once.

Skin: Take it off! Muse's clothes have gone missing for any duration of the anon's choosing up to one week!

Child: Do you know where my Mommy is? Muse turns into a toddler for a week.

Lie: Oh no, Pinocchio! Muse can't lie for however long anon decides.

Master: Muse must be submissive and give into any demands they're given for 5 hours. I'll do anything to please you...Master.

Mask: Costume party? Muse is stuck wearing a costume of the anons choice for a up to a week.

Secret: Muse cannot speak the truth for 24 hours, thinking they'll let slip an important secret! Hide the documents!

Cold: I'm covered in purple spots! Muse is sick for the next week. Anon decides how severe the illness is and what symptoms.

Twisted: Muse is turned into an evil version of themselves, or if bad, they turn good. Through the looking glass.

Fall: Oh no, a cliff hanger! Muse if trapped on the side of a cliff or somewhere high up with no way of escaping. Lasts for 3 days.

Pale: Muse becomes a vampire (and not the sparkly variety) for 3 days. Anon gets to decide if they are the regular blood sucking variety, or if they crave something different. Well this sucks.

Joy: I have cancer?Hurray! Muse is extremely peppy/hyperactive and reacts to everything in an inappropriately happy way.

Pain: Muse is in an extremely large amount of pain for no apparent or fixable reason. Put me out of my misery.

Fear: Anon gets to name something, and muse will have an extremely debilitating phobia of it for one week. Bonus points if it's something ridiculous.

[thelongsleep]

Chell had seen her only once within a portrait, buried deep within what Aperture had once been. It was in an instant in which she recognized her, through exploration of the desolate and barren remaints of what had once been society. The town ouside of Aperture's parking lot, once she had reached it that was, remained relativetly unchanged. Aside from buildings and structres degrading into ruin, she recognized the town in which she'd once lived. It was tempting to being questioning how it was that the long dead woman stood before her, and she approached merely in caution at first. The portal device she carried lowered, useless as a weapon in itself, she'd kept it by her side merely for transporting the companion cube, and the familar weight it held. Her inquiries would come later, and with a moments pause after aproaching the woman, extended a hand in offering. She had heard nor seen any trace of another living being in days. What had happened during her imprisonment, she could not say. Nor if there was so much as a single other being to be found.

[fuckyeahdirtylittlesecret]

Visit Original Link

Happy Halloween aarmy!

"Jack’s Lament", The All-American Rejects

[thelongsleep]

Nearly all her life had been spent in Aperature. She'd longed for the outside world, of which she had been away from for far too long. Chell had not known what to expect, all those years, but it had been disheartening to discover an empty world, devoid of human life. The only one she knew who might still live was still deep within Aperature, and one day she would go back, once she found a way. She owed him everything, she had realized, upon her venture through Aperature. One day she would return and search for him. It was the present which was her priority however, and she ventured further into the store, to the makeshift  room of furniture she'd moved around, magazines, books, and newspapers scattered around she'd been reading to pass the time. She crossed the room, with a gesture for him to join her. There was little else to occupy the time but seek answers, and it seemed as if there had  been an outright war from what the papers had articles of within them.

[mutableman]

Sleep well. (x)

[thelongsleep]

Portal M!As

Exile, Vilify: Muse has schizophrenia for a day.

Moron: Muse is a bit moronic (Anon specifies how long)

Space!: Muse has an unhealthy obsession for 2 days. (anon specifies what)

Fact: Muse is a compulsive liar for 5 hours.

Core Transfer: Muse trades bodies with someone for a day. (anon specifies who)

P-body: Muses speech is unintelligible to others for 5 hours.

Cara mia: Muse can't stop singing for a day.

Mute lunatic: Muse is mute (anon specifies how long)

Hey there, pretty lady: Muse can't stop flirting for 2 days.

Corruption: Muse is broken/ something is seriously wrong with them. (anon specifies what they're corruption is and for how long)

Companion: Muse is attached to an inanimate object for 3 days. (anon specifies what)

The cake is a lie: Muse has a craving for cake, lasts for 2 days.

Black Mesa: Muse has a grudge on someone for 2 days. (anon specifies who and why)

[thelongsleep]

Portal M!A's

In Control: You have taken over GLaDOS' facility and become mad with power. Only stops when someone decides to step in to defeat you.

For Science: You are now a test subject. Anon decides how long.

Core: You are now a personality sphere for 48 hours.

Radio: You can't get the music from the Aperture radio out of your head. Anon decides how long.

You Dangerous Mute Lunatic: You are mute for 24 hours.

You Monster: You fear GLaDOS is out to get you. Lasts until whenever someone can convince you out of it.

Rattmann: You are schizophrenic and can't stop painting stuff for 3 days.

The Hub: You are now ATLAS or P-Body for a day. (Anon decision)

Conversion Gel: You are sick from moon rock poisoning. Anon decides how long.

Humanity is Overrated: If you are a core or human, you become an android. If you are an android, you become human for 24 hours.

Because I'm a Potato: You become a root vegetable with a makeshift battery for 24 hours.

I Used to Want You Dead: You declare a truce with someone for a day. (Anon decides with whom.)

She's Always Watching: Your job for the next 24 hours is to stay out of the Central Core's sight and behind the scenes.

[robot-sin-disk-eyes-deactivated]

About a month after Cave Johnson's death, GLaDOS finally let people into her chamber.

[thelongsleep]

robot-sin-disk-eyes:

Among the brass scientists that went in to the room were Douglas Rattmann and Henry Charlesworth. Not much time passed before GLaDOS gave up everything and let us all in. Cores were installed and her personality was altered with each one, but the one thing we couldn’t change was her oppressing sadness that filled the entire facility.

We were among the few she let in after work hours, and now and then we’ll still walk in to see her staring at the video feed of Cave’s grave.

[whyiseverythingonfire-blog]

Lurker Theories - GLaDOS and the Internet

Text reads:

GLaDOS was connected to the internet. This, along with an endless amount of memory, is how she has an “infinite capacity for knowledge.” As a safety feature in case of Apocalyptic Disaster, she had ‘downloaded’ the internet and updated her files as part of regular maintenance. This was how she was able to keep up to date with the outside world until the Combine shut down global communication.

“I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I’m not sure what’s going on outside.” ~ GLaDOS

“Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What’s going on out there will make you wish you were back in here” ~ GLaDOS

[fuckablefood]

[byeeeeeeeeeeeee-e-deactivated20]

“Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain. Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.”

What if, during the course of Portal, Chell was only 9 years old? (And she had to murder her best friend the Companion Cube…? As a child? In the testing facility?) @DeviantArt: http://pugletz.deviantart.com/art/Test-Chamber-17-A-Portal-AU-Comic-375074815

(All dialogue and characters © Valve) Please do not remove artist comments/source.

[actuallyclintbarton]

*WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS*

[thelongsleep]

Do you ever just kind of put your entire heart and soul into writing a character and write a roleplay post that just breaks you and then the other person is just kind of.. lol that's cool derp. And you just want to scream because you're breaking your own heart and sobbing because you can't feel any emotion in their character.

[phaggot-deactivated20180529]

Official Portal Cake Mix

The cake is not a lie!

A Cake mix for creating the famous, delicious and moist cake that is promised to test subjects during the game. It is not a lie, it really exists! Includes everything you need to bake the original cake, except the fresh ingredients. Including loads of chocolate flakes for decoration and a candle! Manufacturer is Gaya Entertainment.

I’M SO HAPPY.

[idontfeelcorrupt]

You see, this is why I hate humanity. 

You spoil all the fun. 

Well, Gaya Entertainment. 

I hope you enjoy the taste of neurotoxin.