For the Love of Squirrels

Friend of Squirrels. Always Confused. Frequently hides food.

[jasontoddsguns]

I think dwarves would absolutely love guns. Also, I think elves would abhor them- which would make the dwarves like guns even more.

[vulgarmaw]

This reads like Merry and Pippin talking.

[jasontoddsguns]

God I hope so

[thememedaddy]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

[butterflypeaflowertea]

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[tweaking-again-i-fear]

I CANNOT wash another plate i swear

[thememedaddy]

[rae-napier64]

Cops: he was quiet, kept to himself, no one would’ve suspected him

16 year old girl who lived 4 doors down the road: he was creepy as shit, my dog hated him, my little brother cried when he walked past the house and when I was 14 he sniffed me as I walked past him, we all knew he was a freak but we had no set proof so the cops didn’t do shit

[inkskinned]

can someone invent a type of letting go that actually feels good instead of feeling like your soul is getting ripped out via large intestine

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

[fairycosmos]

genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life

[thememedaddy]

[r0zeclawz]

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

[r0zeclawz]

for the record i posted this in bed at like almost 1 am right before putting my phone down and falling asleep instantly and then i woke up to this having like 800 notes

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[elfiwill]

i'm also concerned, i do also live there

[godkms]

what a beautiful horrible thing to feel so much

[hatchan]

> kids party going on next door to where I'm chilling for my break. a lot of good-natured screaming typical of the age range, seems to be 6-8

> minding my own business but kids eventually spill over to where I am and they're chatting about the cake and cookies and sweets

> one kid rolls her eyes and says to me "they're acting crazy because they had cake"

> I ask "is there cake left?"

> "yeah"

> "I'll give you a dollar if you steal me slice of cake"

> takes off like a fucking rocket and 60 seconds later I have a slice of melting ice cream cake all to myself

> give her the dollar as promised

> another kid offers to bring me a cookie for a dollar

> ok sure kid

> those two kids are going feral over a single dollar bill each

> the children yearn for the mines fetch quests

[only-cat-memes]

[wondertrio]

drew them

[silvergryphonart]

That’s it, that’s distilled to their essence

[7777777awawawa7777777]

so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it