fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now
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Janaina Medeiros
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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we're not kids anymore.
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Today's Document
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Xuebing Du
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sade Olutola
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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occasionally subtle

Love Begins

oozey mess
Show & Tell
YOU ARE THE REASON

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@thelovelyladyinfinity
fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now
Ya kno i cant risk this
lmao
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
imma do anything atp why not
Come on, potato...! Do your magic!
MARKIPLIER! What blood type do you reckon the blood ocean in Iron Lung is? I think it would either be the most common or the universal blood type. @markiplier
One day, I’ll evolve into my true form. The slim shady. The real slim shady.
I wish to show this video of my dog
*hides away to continue working on AU stuff*
I need this dog. I'm so alone
You can’t have her, she’s mine and she helps me with my disabilities and my complex ptsd :3
She just a baby!
We’s watching iceberg videos
I wish to show this video of my dog
*hides away to continue working on AU stuff*
I need this dog. I'm so alone
You can’t have her, she’s mine and she helps me with my disabilities and my complex ptsd :3
She just a baby!
This counts as a spell
It’s a warding glyph
I have never been more glad I have a pride doormat
@thelovelyladyinfinity
Yesssssssss
I'm going to attempt to start a SaMs thread!
WHO IS THE TOP THREE BEST SAMS CHARACTERS/AKA YOUR FAVORITES?
This is an opinion based post where you list your top three, and tag people you associate with to continue this goofy thread. I'll go first-
1. Ruin
2. Dark Sun
3. NewMoon/Nexus
@theinfamousdoctorf @potatotato-26 @achickennamedcheese @sen-sational @polaris-stuff @hazard-c-horror @thedenofravenpuff @creesask @librarian-computer @yolexxx
1.) Solar
2.) Jack
3.) Ruin
@milkyrrr @mysticcroissant @bumble-the-sun-bee @loud-kid2 @ayyy-imma-ninja @twinanimatronics @thedenofravenpuff
1 ( Solar
2( Earth
3 ( Bloodmoon
@sunny-inajar @achickennamedcheese @weirdenbyferret
1- Sun
2- Dark Sun
3- Ruin
@artoutoftheblue @starays13 @itsahotminuteinbetween @basilbots @scrambledeggsdotcom
1-Sun
2- Dark Sun
3- Old Moon
Tags: @nomsterrz @tacxx @sunny-sourzii
@froggielovescoffee @astrofairy06 (those are all the people I can think of)
1- ruin
2- eclipse
3- sun
augh please i cannot choose, i love all of them
@nosleepygay @anonymousmouse556 i do not know many tsams fans, so anyone is free to join <3
1)Eclipse
2)Earth
3)Stalker Miku
I have a lot of favs but these are beloveds<3
@garbagechocolate @theblog-with-thestuff @nomsthecat @anonymousmouse556 idk or can't remember mutuals who know TSAMS
-bloodmoon
-bloodmoon
-um. uhhh. idk jack
I don’t have anyone that comes to mind to ping,, anyone can join
uhhhh
bloodmoon
solar
ruin.............
uhhhhh @kibblenoodlesnail @mooniebatz @obsessivecelestial perhaps you may try this.... /nf ofc
1. Eclipse
2. Solar
3. Nexus
@bittyfromquotev @bipolar-sad-and-ready-to-cry @solareclipsesams (sorry if you didn’t want to be tagged, I’m going off of memory who’re my mutuals 😰)
1. Bloodmoon
2. Lunar
3. Ruin
@thelovelyladyinfinity @inkyucu @achickennamedcheese
1. 🌟Lunar🌟
2. ☀️Solar☀️
3. 🌕Jack🌕
I don’t know if I have moots, do what ya want!
Finally made the first chapter for my subnautica AU I decided “sea through tales” would be a good name, I hope you all enjoy
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I think you mean Shape of DCA Lolol
OMFG!!!!!!!!!ISJDJSKDJJWISJDNKSKSJBEHSJDJ SHUT!!!!!!!!
I’ll ask my mum if you can
Finally made the first chapter for my subnautica AU I decided “sea through tales” would be a good name, I hope you all enjoy
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I think you mean Shape of DCA Lolol
you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
get creatured idiot
oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured
Ok so I think a few of you guys want my weird dream I had to become an AU so, it’s an AU now! I’m changing up the events from my dreams because I don’t think you guys would want to hear about the weird parts of the dream, how ever I’m keeping the same main things from the dream so now I shall show you
The cowboys + Y/N
I decided to give Sun and Moon very tall and slim bodies (especially Moon, he search for them foxes and other dangers that lurk at night), the ranch was converted from a farm to a sorta camp that therapists and families often send others they think would need a lil bit of fresh air, they are pleasant to interact with and most people like them but some feel that something just isn’t quite right with them, whether it is Sun staring off into the distance or playing with a lighter he has or Moon lurking off to a shed in the middle of the day or his habit of staring through windows at night, something just ain’t right about them.
I decided to make Y/N chubby because sometimes it’s good to give a Y/N a feature that many people (including myself) are insecure about. Anyways Y/N was in a car crash when they were a teen and survived but they had a very close family member pass due to the crash and Y/N has not been well since, So Y/N’s family and therapist has sent Y/N off to the ranch Sun and Moon run, they don’t see the oddness of them but the rest of the place is odd to them. Things that I don’t think I should reveal just yet, don’t won’t Sun and Moon to get angry about rumours spreading
Anyways I’m gonna call this AU “Something just ain’t right” but also the Ranch AU
@thelovelyladyinfinity it’s me
@bipolar-sad-and-ready-to-cry yes, yes it is
The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE
which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis
The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed
Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.
Someone explain please! I want to knowwww
Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does
The grooves make more sauce adhere to it
wait that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture? smooth penne exists? that's horrifying the ridges are the best part it's like eating a tiny accordion
And that is why it is an abomination.
Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.
I have eaten penne lisce. Objectively the worst pasta. If you sneeze too hard in its general direction, any sauce on it will fly off. You can literally cook it in tomato sauce and it will still taste of nothing. Even if you stuff cheese inside it by hand, meticulously, individually, it will fall out. No friction on these fuckers. Bad pasta.
I love how this global situation has brought us to the absolute limits of our humanity in all ways.
May you always have money to feed yourself, put gas in your car, pay your rent/utilities , pay your tuition, pay your medical bills/prescription AND to treat yourself more often.