A Liar and A Scammer

[lesbianshepard]

if you work retail long enough i think you should be given license to kill 

[lesbianshepard]

new hire: you can tell the customers to go fuck themselves if they start acting mean

1 year: you are allowed to maim or seriously injure

3 years: you can kill a customer if they start a fight and you can prove they provoked you

5 years: you can kill customers on the clock in any scenario, no questions asked

10+ years: you can kill any customers in any stores 

[lesbianshepard]

addendum: during holiday season they give the entire staff a machete regardless of how long they’ve worked retail and whatever happens, happens

[fun-o-physics]

[stapledarsonist]

Nice try, Avatar the last air bender is not an anime. Although it does have anime influences.

But yeah not an anime.

[mallghoul]

Last time I checked engineering fluid mechanics wasn’t a manga either which is a serous misstep by the creator of this meme

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

[thepsychicwidget]

👁️👀Intro to Glamour👀👁️

I will be covering the basics of glamour magick, also known as illusion magick. This will cover some basic history, functionality, as well as two beginner exercises you can use to begin working with your own glamours in the real world. <3

What does it do?

Glamours function on mental and emotional levels, altering the perception of the senses. Glamours are not limited to the typical senses of sight, taste, sound, touch, and smell. Glamours can also affect the sense of direction, perception of time, emotions, belief, impressions, hunger, thirst, lust, temperature, pain, and fatigue without actually affecting the physical: but perception.

A practitioner can give themselves beautiful rosy cheeks, piercing eyes, terrifying smiles, through illusion. In one sense, a practitioner could summon real spiders or spider spirits to haunt someone, though, a practitioner could achieve a similar, maddening effect through their own magick of glamour, alone: create the illusion of spiders. 

Keep reading

[cursed-kat-images]

Get out of my roOM IM PLAYING M I N E C R A F T

[joey-wheeler-official]

This image told me to kill myself over shipping

[super-metroid]

isnt this that highschool murder game the fingers in his ass guy is from?

[cool-eevee]

This post is a fucking two hit combo

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me

[1-800-nymph]

🏹🕊🍯🌹🍯🕊🏹

emoji spell to honor & bond with Eros/Aphrodite. ♡

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[akraisa]

i am BEGGING you all to please watch this sonic fan dub

[mspinkcake]

CONFIRMED: Isabelle went to uni and we are so proud of her

[leafplush]

isabelle actually went to nineteen different universities! and has nineteen engineering degrees!

[tagmemystrich]

Isabelle is a millenial icon. 19 degrees and she can still only be a secretary while you’re the mayor.

[saiasus]

[h0odrich]

I wanna put my fuckin head thru ha face

[roslips]

Pull each of ha teeth out with my bare hands

[alovesogentle]

ICONIC

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[sarahcamerons]

[xeometry-deactivated20240809]

DOOMSDAY MACHINE //

Cinema 4D & Octane

[shelgon]

[that-one-support]

[teawiththegods]

“Aphrodite embodies sexuality free of ambivalence, anxieties and self-consciousness, a sexuality so natural and quintessential to her that no myth deals with her virginity or its loss.”

— The Gods of Greece by Arianna Stassinopoulos and Roloff Beny (via thepastelpriestess)

[dankmemeuniversity]