Thelrand

Unapologetically vampire trash, thirsty, bi and poly af

[screnarchive-deactivated2022042]

“clichés are bad” ok then explain showing up bloody or bruised outside your enemy’s door because you didn’t know where else to go

[sophsmagotes]

Kinks?

consistent effort and strong communication

oh and choking

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

If you become a vampire do you automatically become a very sharp dresser or is that a skill that you develop over time. are there novice vampires meandering around in aeropostale shirts and khaki pants

[unpretty]

(Key & Peele - Sexy Vampires)

[vampiretheshitposting-blog]

The real reason noone likes Caitiffs

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

hey Im not a vampire yet but I have a plan

the undue confidence really sells this one.

[ormundshightower]

REIGN (2013—2017)

[antisisyphus]

2 any bisexuals that need to hear this tonight; you are stupid, you are slutty, you are sexy, you are valid

[poindorkster]

thank you

[pajaentrecolegas-archive-deacti]

God’s Own Country (2017), dir. Francis Lee

[boethiah]

[secretlysweetmonsters]

Vampires be like

[conscience-killer]

The eagle’s born out of thunder. He flies through the night. Don’t you mess with his eggs now, or you’ll see us fight! Yes we have feathers, but the muscles of men. ’Cuz we’re birds of war now, but we’re also men! Birds of war!

[bi-trans-alliance]

RJ Aguiar  + bi pride. Photos by Casey Kringlen.

[bi-trans-alliance]

Tumblr flagged this 🙄

[stability]

vampire: *rips my collar back to bite my neck only to find I’m wearing 12 garlic-clove necklaces* 

vampire: how did you know? 

me: know what?

[schuylering]

AMAZING

[on-the-lamb-deactivated20180415]

It is a well known fact that Latin is the true language of the gays

[espill]

in Spain, “entender” (to understand), is very much used in the same way. “Ella entiende” = she understands = she is a lesbian

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

*points at girl* does she…you know….understand??

[alilaro]

oh to be stolen away in the dead of night by a mysterious ancient entity

[fangirltothefullest]

Can we please bring male corsetry into style it’s like a basic vest but laced up all pretty.

Anyways, male corsetry by Innova is really cool. 

[pippinpaddleopsicopolis-iii]

My non-binary ass is in love with this

[my-darling-boy]

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

[my-darling-boy]

Ah rabies

[tragedyseries]

[bisexualwario]

[turnipfritters]