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@theluckiestmemeroutthere
My grandfather died yesterday.
It wasn't covid, but it was sudden.
He was alright the day before.
I know I haven't posted in a while, but all the blogs I reblog to will be on hiatus until further notice while I emotionally process this.
Please do not reblog this.
Replies are fine, but reblogs will denote a currently on-hiatus blog.
YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL
MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER
PLEASE HELP ME
IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY
PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER
this seems like a good cause
Time to put my blog to interesting use.
@tilltheendwilliwrite​ Can we help this lovely out?Â
@bittergayvvitch
So this post was originally made on September 11th 2020. I am reblogging on September 13th of the same year. At the time my computer first loaded this post it was at ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-eighty-two notes. By the time I’d scrolled down to it and chose to open it in a new tab so I could check when it was originally made, it had increased to 10,191 notes. When I noticed this as I was preparing to reblog, I reloaded the page and found that the number had reached 10,198.
What I’m sayig is that somewhere, someone’s mother is quite likely approaching the realization that they may actually be compelled to live up to their end of this little bargain.
I am now about to hit reblog, but before I do I’m reloading the page one last time. In the time it has taken me to type this, the number has reached 10,205.
were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now
Haha yeah we're getting you a dagger.
@adorableheathen @kingscrown666 @timetravellingcactus
For a good cause?
Great cause. I received my first blade at 8 years old.
it's the 14th and we're 1/4 there!
@ibelieveinahappilyeverafter @five-rivers @cheshire-kas @itescapedfromdangerplanet @dirge-of-the-clackers @thedreadpiratewesley
27k notes and I suspect a certain someone is regretting a lot of things right now.
The ownership of a dagger is a worthy goal and as such I shall be reblogging this everywhere
Disaster Squad 5.0
it’s been a while but it’s here!! as always i wanna know what you guys get! enjoy!!
tag urself im hell child
Technically, ive never lost a fight to a tiger.
cant relate
Wade what did you do
I thought I made it pretty clear
… you know what I’m asking, and you’re dodging. It’s concerning
I mean I dont know how many other ways there are of saying it
There was me then there was a tiger then there was less of me
How was there a tiger!?
Well I wasnt really able to ask it what it was up to
Please tell me you did not go into a zoo for the sole purpose of fighting a tiger
That seems incredibly rude and no I dont think I have done that thing
Then how on earth did you lose a fight to a tiger?
How would I not loose a fight with a tiger its a tiger
1. Don’t get into a fight with a tiger
2. Refer back to number 1 if you need guidance
Do you think I chose to get into a fight with a tiger I get that you’ve probably lucked your way out of any tiger situations (still not a superpower) but for most of us the choice lies firmly with the tiger
It is a superpower
How did you even get into a fight with a tiger in the first place
Technically, ive never lost a fight to a tiger.
cant relate
Wade what did you do
I thought I made it pretty clear
… you know what I’m asking, and you’re dodging. It’s concerning
I mean I dont know how many other ways there are of saying it
There was me then there was a tiger then there was less of me
How was there a tiger!?
Well I wasnt really able to ask it what it was up to
Please tell me you did not go into a zoo for the sole purpose of fighting a tiger
That seems incredibly rude and no I dont think I have done that thing
Then how on earth did you lose a fight to a tiger?
How would I not loose a fight with a tiger its a tiger
1. Don't get into a fight with a tiger
2. Refer back to number 1 if you need guidance
Technically, ive never lost a fight to a tiger.
cant relate
Wade what did you do
I thought I made it pretty clear
… you know what I’m asking, and you’re dodging. It’s concerning
I mean I dont know how many other ways there are of saying it
There was me then there was a tiger then there was less of me
How was there a tiger!?
Well I wasnt really able to ask it what it was up to
Please tell me you did not go into a zoo for the sole purpose of fighting a tiger
That seems incredibly rude and no I dont think I have done that thing
Then how on earth did you lose a fight to a tiger?
Technically, ive never lost a fight to a tiger.
cant relate
Wade what did you do
I thought I made it pretty clear
… you know what I’m asking, and you’re dodging. It’s concerning
I mean I dont know how many other ways there are of saying it
There was me then there was a tiger then there was less of me
How was there a tiger!?
Well I wasnt really able to ask it what it was up to
Please tell me you did not go into a zoo for the sole purpose of fighting a tiger
Technically, ive never lost a fight to a tiger.
cant relate
Wade what did you do
I thought I made it pretty clear
… you know what I’m asking, and you’re dodging. It’s concerning
I mean I dont know how many other ways there are of saying it
There was me then there was a tiger then there was less of me
How was there a tiger!?
Technically, ive never lost a fight to a tiger.
cant relate
Wade what did you do
I thought I made it pretty clear
... you know what I'm asking, and you're dodging. It's concerning
Technically, ive never lost a fight to a tiger.
cant relate
Wade what did you do
girls in SUITS am I right
girls in superhero suits and formal suits
girls in literally any type of suit
just girls tbh
exactly
girls in SUITS am I right
girls in superhero suits and formal suits
girls in literally any type of suit
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@wade-memeson @deadmemepool please tell me you at least knocked the ninjas off the boat
Of course I cant sell a boat thats crawling with Ninjas can I
your ability to dodge things seems to be getting exponentially worse and you should be worried about that
Why would I dodge im making good money from these projectiles
Because it's the sane thing to do?
although I realise that no one has ever accused you of being sane
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@wade-memeson @deadmemepool please tell me you at least knocked the ninjas off the boat
Of course I cant sell a boat thats crawling with Ninjas can I
your ability to dodge things seems to be getting exponentially worse and you should be worried about that
super battle against an army of killer robots: no injury, not even a scratch
trying to clean the kitchen: twenty new bruises in five minutes
that's just how the job goes
Bruno: I’m a confident driver.
Me: You almost ran someone over.
Bruno: Confidently!
…I should not say this is relatable, but…
What did you do?!
…I…kinda discovered that it does, in fact, count as texting while driving even if I’m not touching the phone?
Oh my go-
Did you get a ticket?
Erm
No
But I did veer the car into the other lane and almost hit another car
So that happened. And also I’m turning off my phone every time I drive from now on.
I see you also omitted a few things
dear lord why can’t super people ever be functional?
Am I functional?
Ive never hit anyone with a car before
Well not someone I didnt mean to hit
Lady Luck ran over about a hundred people while we were trying to fix the Cable situation… does that count under this post?
Was I driving?
No, you weren’t, Wade. You were busy getting shot by Cable.
Then it doesnt count
Why, because you were out of practice with your katana swinging or because I mentioned that you got shot like fifteen times by someone with a single bloody pistol?
If im not driving it doesn’t count
you wouldnt blame a passenger on a bus for the bus driver rear-ending someone would you
not unless the passenger in question hired the driver who rear-ended people
which you did
Bruno: I’m a confident driver.
Me: You almost ran someone over.
Bruno: Confidently!
…I should not say this is relatable, but…
What did you do?!
…I…kinda discovered that it does, in fact, count as texting while driving even if I’m not touching the phone?
Oh my go-
Did you get a ticket?
Erm
No
But I did veer the car into the other lane and almost hit another car
So that happened. And also I’m turning off my phone every time I drive from now on.
I see you also omitted a few things
dear lord why can’t super people ever be functional?
Am I functional?
Ive never hit anyone with a car before
Well not someone I didnt mean to hit
Lady Luck ran over about a hundred people while we were trying to fix the Cable situation… does that count under this post?
Was I driving?
No, you weren’t, Wade. You were busy getting shot by Cable.
Then it doesnt count
Why, because you were out of practice with your katana swinging or because I mentioned that you got shot like fifteen times by someone with a single bloody pistol?
