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me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not ☝️ they're doing coke
crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell
i'll always be here
say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society
90s curls really were so special and breathtaking
one of the best feelings tbh
everyone acts like your only choice is total excess or complete abstinence. what about moderation… what happened to my good old girl Moderation?
men used to deal with loneliness by writing shit like catcher in the rye or the death of ivan ilyich but now they go right to manosphere podcasts and peptides
I love the whole 30 is the new 21 trend like yes queen so true. Your 30s are not for having children and settling down. They are for traveling, building your career, and going to the CLUB. Freeze ur eggs if u must I don’t care. Any 30 something year old woman who’s choosing to enjoy her newfound financial stability and not spend it in an unhappy marriage has my wholehearted stamp of approval.
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
Leo Moon: "This child is a display of a star in the making, seeming to shine brightly across many scenes of life with a variety of talents to pick from, but sometimes she does this for love and not out of love, the will to win and fear of failure can be pure projected expectation It’s in the need to be noticed as valid for something, the sense that she is only worthy of being loved if she is the best because a golden girl will never be left"
Cherry, Wounded Inner Moon Children
A dense forest during a rainstorm
being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time
they’ll think you’re a bitch anyway for having some reasonable boundary so you might as well just be a bitch sometimes and save yourself the trouble, the time, the energy, the money, etc
a relationship so peaceful that my nervous system finally stops preparing for disappointment >>
May you heal so deeply that you remember what it feels like to be excited about your future, your creativity, and your life.