Identifying As Human

Prematurely balding former anime reviewer and currently attempting to become a full-time fiction writer. Currently writing new fanfic and original fic.

[girlchainsaw]

Another commission 🥳

From the macattack54!!

[dorothylarouge]

This is still my favorite page in all of Chainsaw Man

[thescarletone]

Kerrigan's fighter design

[girlchainsaw]

Commission for themacattack54!!

[astrobust]

Turn off location

[tryclops]

same energy

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[elam-teh-sic]

Show creator: so here’s a witty, smart, well-thought character, with a rich background, complex past, and (s)he has lots of interesting quirks and skills…

Tumblr: YEAH, OKAY, BUT IS (S)HE TRANS? HOMOSEXUAL? POC?

Show creator: why does it ma~

Tumblr: BOOOOOOORING!!!!

[maggiekarp2]

Show creator: actually yes Tumblr: this is their only defining characteristic and this show is now only for people represented by that quality if they also agree with me on every subject

[mantis-cat]

Show creator: And they have some flaws/ or they’re a villain Tumblr: This show is a homophobic, transphobic, racist, misogynistic pile of crap and all it’s fans are crap too.  

[judgingeternity]

Tumblr: *harasses and sends death threats to people over the show*

Show Creator: This is not why I made this show, I wanted to be inclusive and subversive but also make people happy, and this isn’t good, please stop it.

Tumblr: OMG So you like child porn and hate gay people!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[realvivianjames]

The fact that every single one of these has happened exactly like this is really depressing.

[catchymemes]

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

[galahadwilder]

“Hey friend sorry I’m late, I reincarnated in a part of the world I’m not familiar with so it took me a while to find you again”

[shadowkat678]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that.

[generationintrovert]

Be kind. Book of K.

[galwednesday]

1. this is perfectly good advice 2. “none of us are getting out of here alive” is the kind of suspiciously specific denial a secret immortal would say

[cheese24k]

[a-crab-called-diz]

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

[missgryz-deactivated20130907]

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

[yung-lizardqueen-deactivated202]

danish tv is the best thing ever

[australiyeahnah-deactivated2015]

“Okay :(”

[thranduilland]

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

[standarddrake]

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

[rhube]

This is the first time anyone has led me to believe that wasn’t his car. Or the production crew’s car. I’M SO RELIEVED.

[speedofsoundsketches]

Early 90′s vs Late 90′s

The true battle is which’s the most dated.

[broken-mirrors01]

*Silver the Hedgehog in early 2000s raver gear* I’ve finally found him… The Iblis trigger!

[speedofsoundsketches]

Sigh

[vivalaevil]

OH MY GOD THERE’S MORE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[toytowns]

@swampgallows

[discourse-throwaway-account]

there are some… insane takes I’ve seen over how people are reacting over TotalBiscuit’s death.

Like, it’s one thing not to feel anything for the guy. You don’t have to like respect him even in death.

But god. The worst thing he did was have bad opinions, made some bad jokes, and was involved in a huge clusterfuck of a mess that ultimately went nowhere. He wasn’t fucking Hitler.

This is probably where the advice “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything” really comes into play. And if you do say something not nice, don’t act surprised if you see a lot of people calling you out on your bullshit.

For the record, even though I disagreed with him most of the time, I thought he was someone that was much needed in the gaming industry for at least wanting to speak out against the bull that was happening in it. I think we all suffered a huge loss.

[illeity]

I would LOVE to be proven wrong and they actually churn out a good show.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Me: wow I really like this burger.

Californian: *kicks in door* THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO IN-N-OUT!!!!!!!

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[disordered-dude]

SNART IS ALL GROWN UP

[wholesomethemedmemes]

I’M SCREAMING

IT IS SNART

[trilllizard666]

HEY WEBSITES

HERE ARE SOME THINGS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOBODY THAT ACTUALLY USES YOUR FUCKING WEBSITES WANTS TO EVER EVER EVER FUCKING SEE:

AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS, MUSIC, OR ADS

SOME PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE MESSAGE ABOUT HOW AD BLOCKING IS BAD FOR YOUR WEBSITE. BITCH BOY MY MOM DONE GOT MALWARE BEFORE FROM “LEGITIMATE” NEWS WEBSITES, I’M NOT TAKING ADBLOCK OFF. MY ADBLOCK JUST BLOCKED 30 GODDAMN ADS FROM YOUR WEBSITE. I’M LESS LIKELY TO GET COMPUTER AIDS BY GOING ON 4CHAN AT THIS POINT.

IF YOU BLOCK ACCESS TO YOUR WEBSITE WHILE TELLING ME TO BLOCK ADBLOCK, I’LL JUST USE ANOTHER FUCKIN WEBSITE

IF YOU ARE A SOCIAL MEDIA SITE I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING POSTS IN ANYTHING EXCEPT ~FUCKING CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER~. NO. NO HIGHLIGHT REELS. NO “IN CASE YOU MISSED IT” NO /FUCKING NEWS STORIES/ THAT YOU SHOVE IN MY GODDAMN FACE WITH NO WAY TO DISMISS IT! NOOOOOOO.

IF YOUR WEBSITE HAS AN ERROR MESSAGE MAKE IT PROFESSIONAL SOUNDING. I DON’T GIVE A /FUCK/ HOW “COOL” OR “QUIRKY” YOU ARE OR MARKET YOURSELF, IF YOUR WEBSITE SAYS “SOMETHING WENT SPLAT” OR “OOPSY” WHEN A PAGE DOES NOT LOAD I WILL TEAR MY OWN FUCKING JAW OFF AND CHARGE AT YOUR HEADQUARTERS AS A FURIOUS RENEVANT AFTER ENDING MY OWN EXISTENCE IN SPASTIC FURY

[kimpossibooty]

[archaeologicalnews]

This Roman 'gate to hell' killed its victims with a cloud of deadly carbon dioxide

Is it possible to walk through the gates of hell and live? The Romans thought so, and they staged elaborate sacrifices at what they believed were entrances to the underworld scattered across the ancient Mediterranean. The sacrifices—healthy bulls led down to the gates of hell—died quickly without human intervention, but the castrated priests who accompanied them returned unharmed. Now, a new study of one ancient site suggests that these “miracles” may have a simple geological explanation.

Rediscovered just 7 years ago, the gate to hell at the ancient city of Hierapolis, in modern-day Turkey, is a stone doorway leading to a small cave-like grotto. The gate was built into one wall of a rectangular, open-aired arena, topped by a temple and surrounded by raised stone seating for visitors. The city itself sits in one of the region’s most geologically active areas; 2200 years ago, its thermal springs were believed to have great healing powers. Read more.