The Mage and the Misanthrope

Elspeth Sigeweald Alchemist, alteration mage, Dawnguard associate Trygve Wartooth Businessman, cider maker, hunter, helicopter mom Indie Skyrim RP Blog

[paxamericana]

the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman

but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything

[cryptid-sighting]

What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.

[hound-slut]

I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode

[arcane-abjuration]

[punchholesinthesky]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[dunderbread]

finally. it's over. tom lehrer can live in peace.

[dunderbread]

for context

[lizardsfromspace]

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

[sodacansculptures]

Homemade nativity scene

[dwead-piwate-meggers]

@feralkwe , @yamisnuffles

[theminttu]

A Redoran silt strider caravan in the ashlands of Vvardenfell.

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

Hey, I know it's fun to make fun of Henry Kissinger. But you know what's even more fun? Donating to organizations that help undo some of the damage that Kissinger inflicted on various countries. Here's a couple of links!

Cambodian Children's Fund (I donated $50 to this one- that's enough feed 26 families by providing 5 kilograms of rice each month!)

FAFG (This is a charity that helps Guatemalans find loved ones who disappeared during the Guatemalan Civil War.)

The Halo Trust (This charity is dedicated to removing landmines in Angola. Since 1994, they've destroyed nearly 100,000 landmines!)

Children of Vietnam (This charity helps impoverished Vietnamese families.)

TECHO-Chile (A really great charity that focuses on housing and community-based projects in the slums of Chile)

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you'll get sick

[petrovine]

TESV: Skyrim

⤷ random scenery [12/∞]

[my-screenshot-dump]

[keow]

This is probably my favorite image of all time I first saw it years ago and it has stuck in my head since then. The only vibes I’ll ever need

[paddington-two]

find your age on your spotify top 100 and tell me what song is there. mine is bedroom hymns by florence + the machine

[paraparadigm]

Whiterun. Land of windmills and stomping giants

[roxylalonde]

shes fat

[rubykgrant]

[ultirex]

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

[rechelleriot-deactivated2024092]

Brothers - Farkas and Vilkas

[ashedyams]

the rare ashlander

its been awhile. hopefully i'll be uploading more often!