i put the 'weir' in weird.

friend of many, dad of four, husband of the one

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…boys day with benjamin weirdo

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in case anyone’s wondering what happens when i decide to be a nice person and visit my father-in-law

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How is it living with 4 little babies now, Benny? :P I can only imagine what a day in the life is like over there.

oh, you have no idea. just me, rory, two 3-year olds, and two babies. actually, can you believe tony is a whole one year old already? sam is one next month, too. they grow up so fast...

but yeah nope, you wouldn't even survive seeing what a day in the life for me is like with my favorite boys, i rest in pieces.

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Sooooo I remember Jade announcing her and Tom are expecting Colby and this was in December so if I am correct he will be born this month so. *smiles at you and Rory* What does that mean? >:)

oh. well, i suppose that means it's time for baby number 4

so the future may have this. you're so very welcome, rory and i work so hard

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You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms. ;)

*falls into your arms* oh damn wow, you were right!

and what if i kiss you?

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Is it ok to still die over Renny after all this time or should I be concerned at this point?

no, that's totally normal, yknow. considering that's been my life since *does the math* in a few days 8 whole years???

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don't be shy, tell me that u love me 2 🙄🙄🙄 so disrespectful tbh

i apologize so much you know i love you

i feed you sushi???

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IM SCARED

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You in a comment: "all of you are hot" Rory: "excuse me" :P

don't be silly, rory is aware i find him the hottest-est

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daily reminder that i love you

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so here's a confession; two toddlers and a few months old baby are a lot of work but somehow also the best thing, because they're ours and they're wonderful. rory and i are both feeling super lucky, and actually can't wait to have sammy too - only we want to wait out Tade actually having Colby so they can be close in age so about 6 more months to go til our family is complete!

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Wait I want to hear you scream actually

...... so this can be interpreted in two very different ways, and either way i am disturbed. which is a big deal, coming from me :P

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We all know Sam & Colby are bound to happen. Max & Cam are also paired off with Benji & Emma.. Curious if you have any speculation on whom Tony might end up with? :P

i totally wasn’t wondering about this for a few days, pff. but in the end i’ve arrived to the conclusion that whoever tony chooses i’m just going to be so happy and proud of him - so long they also treat him right, whoever the lucky girl/guy will be. cuz i’m a great dad.

................................... but also tbh ooc imagine if he had a high school friend named victor i’d totally ship it - ok.

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Did Bill threaten you at gunpoint to put Keaner first in your kids' names? :P

lol, as if. sorry to burst your bubble :P

we picked that order because we thought it had a better flow than weir-keaner. plus it hardly matters because the boys use both names like it's one, and i'm quite happy with it, but i definitely wouldn't have done it just to please bill :PP

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Control your husband!!!

he's out of control and you know what i love him like that

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i have come to praise u once again for my tony rights!!!! i love him!!!!! i love u!!!!!!! happy birthday, probably!!!!!!!!!!! u are the greatest ilysm!!!!!!!!!!! ily ily ily ily ily

i was just about to message you saying i very much agree with your header today (:p). ily ily ily too!!!

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I’d like to talk about Sam again and ask WHY will all your sons be hella cute?!?!

i see you’d also like me to die again. well *gestures* once again, i got really damn lucky. look at his fluffy blonde hair and the dimples, i’m passing away.

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Happy Valentine's Day, Baby! I love you!! 💋

why are you always the sweetest? happy valentine’s, i love you the most