Do You Believe In A Just Society?

It’s like, whatever, man.

[v1n3s-and-w1r3s]

Came to me in a Vision so Blinding I had to make it a reality

[adobe-outdesign]

So apparently one of the new TVW challengers has this item as a weapon and I think that's very funny

[aspenwitch]

Plots back on huh

[nico-di-angelfish]

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[buggybuggs]

hey so idk if yous know much about neopets, but i have something for you.

so there is a neopet called Flotsam

You see it, you get the vibe of it, yeah?

Now, there's a land called Maraqua it sits on the bottom of the sea, and there is the Maraquan paintbrush, which gives pets an aquatic look

Now.

today [7/3/2025] neopets has released a Maraquan Flotsam!

using what you've seen prior, what do you think it will look like?

yeah? you ready to see what it looks like?

:)

[neothing]

TNT, be for fucking real, how is that a flotsam??

[hyzenthlayroseart]

So that Maraquan Flotsam am I right

I colored in the Maraquan Flotsam first because I was dreading coloring it the most so I wanted to get it out of the way first and by the time I finished him I was too tired to do shading on everyone else lmao

[dreamingwithneopets]

[kraglynn]

I didn’t have the opportunity to participate on this post when I had the chance but I’d like to point out that this art follows the silhouette of a jpeg of a plastic toy, first shopping ad result if you search “plastic hermitcrab” on Google

@ot3 if you care

[lakevida]

[zackisontumblr]

at least one of us did

[queer-as-city-folk]

Tumblr I really don't see the Violent content here, but okay

[reputayswift]

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[kraken17]

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

[ainaraoftime-deactivated2025020]

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

[ainaraoftime-deactivated2025020]

y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish

this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:

with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese

however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)

so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably

[fluffmugger]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You’ve heard of “I can’t believe it’s not butter!” now get ready for “It’s questionable whether or not this is ham”

[imaheroitsayssoonmybracelet]

I can’t imagine john legend has raised much awareness of neopets but I will say that neopets has definitely raised my awareness of john legend so maybe he should be paying them

[kushblazer666]

[jordanbolton]

To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky