Assassin, Murderer, Monster

Jericho Asinastra

[ourrosesarentred-deactivated201]

themaninthegreencoat started following you

“M-Myrrik–” 

[themaninthegreencoat]

“Is something the matter, Haku? You seem troubled.”

[themaninthegreencoat]

  "Oh yes, I heard my dorogoi sold something of mine—how did you manage to collect it, if you don’t mind my asking?"

[yourangryginger]

"I took it after you went to sleep of course."

[themaninthegreencoat]

"Pretty sure that's rape, love."

[yourangryginger]

"I’m in trouble?"

[themaninthegreencoat]

"Oh yes, I heard my dorogoi sold something of mine--how did you manage to collect it, if you don't mind my asking?"

[themaninthegreencoat]

*pokes him with needle*

"Do you never sleep, man?! Give me some semblance of warning before sticking me like a pincushion!"

[themaninthegreencoat]

  "…"

"…"

"…Edward stole my…for science…?"

[ex-lithium]

"Of course. I have many ways of getting what I want for that beautiful word. Science can only lead to more and more miracles. In this case, I paid Edward to collect your semen. And, it worked magically."

[themaninthegreencoat]

"My dorogoi is in trouble. What to you mean by magical? What did it do?"

[themaninthegreencoat]

*pokes him with needle*

"Do you never sleep, man?! Give me some semblance of warning before sticking me like a pincushion!"

[themaninthegreencoat]

  "…ah. You’ve spoken to him, then?"

[ex-lithium]

"Of course I have. I had him fill me in with other substances. Such as things I couldn’t just collect with a needle."

[themaninthegreencoat]

"..."

"..."

"...Edward stole my...for science...?"

[themaninthegreencoat]

*pokes him with needle*

"Do you never sleep, man?! Give me some semblance of warning before sticking me like a pincushion!"

[ex-lithium]

  "I’m aware of that bit of information. I was simply getting back at you. Edward told me everything else."

[themaninthegreencoat]

"...ah. You've spoken to him, then?"

[themaninthegreencoat]

*pokes him with needle*

"Do you never sleep, man?! Give me some semblance of warning before sticking me like a pincushion!"

[themaninthegreencoat]

  "There’s nothing I like hearing about more than how unique I am and all about me. Unless I’m listening to Edward."

[ex-lithium]

"Sounds like something you would say. I believe I could tell you something completely different about your true self and you would have already known. I think you already know everything there is to known about yourself. That is— if you really didn’t create your own body, mind, and existence."

[themaninthegreencoat]

"I really don't know everything. I've never known a doctor or anybody to experiment on us that told us the information, instead of just tortured us for sport. We created our body after the humans that popped up after a time, we looked radically different, even from the form I showed Edward. I didn't create my existence or mind, just styled my body differently. Some of it was out of our control."

[themaninthegreencoat]

*pokes him with needle*

"Do you never sleep, man?! Give me some semblance of warning before sticking me like a pincushion!"

[themaninthegreencoat]

  "You really must stop lying to me, Novi."

[ex-lithium]

"Y-Your DNA isn’t exactly a simple mathematical equation such as two plus two! I have many things I must make sure of before I say anything-!"

[themaninthegreencoat]

"There's nothing I like hearing about more than how unique I am and all about me. Unless I'm listening to Edward."

[themaninthegreencoat]

*pokes him with needle*

"Do you never sleep, man?! Give me some semblance of warning before sticking me like a pincushion!"

[themaninthegreencoat]

  "And…? That can’t be all! You found gold, didn’t you?"

[ex-lithium]

"No, that’s all."

[themaninthegreencoat]

"You really must stop lying to me, Novi."

[themaninthegreencoat]

*pokes him with needle*

"Do you never sleep, man?! Give me some semblance of warning before sticking me like a pincushion!"

[ex-lithium]

  "You’re a God. That’s all I have so far."

[themaninthegreencoat]

"And...? That can't be all! You found gold, didn't you?"

[themaninthegreencoat]

*pokes him with needle*

"Do you never sleep, man?! Give me some semblance of warning before sticking me like a pincushion!"

[themaninthegreencoat]

  "Y-you can’t do that! Tell me everything and I’ll pay you your entire yearly wage in a day for a week."

[ex-lithium]

"Money can’t buy everything, Myrrik."

[themaninthegreencoat]

"Just give me the information? Please?"

[themaninthegreencoat]

*pokes him with needle*

"Do you never sleep, man?! Give me some semblance of warning before sticking me like a pincushion!"

[ex-lithium]

  "I’m not so sure I even want to now."

[themaninthegreencoat]

"Y-you can't do that! Tell me everything and I'll pay you your entire yearly wage in a day for a week."

[themaninthegreencoat]

*pokes him with needle*

"Do you never sleep, man?! Give me some semblance of warning before sticking me like a pincushion!"

[ex-lithium]

  "How rude. I made all these reports for you all and all you do is talk about how much of a liar I am. I’ll have you know you three are completely made up of confusing theories and bags of fleshy shit. I need all the needles I have just to take a sample from your old leather like flesh."

[themaninthegreencoat]

"Maybe you aren't lying. What do the reports say? Tell me everything you know!" He couldn't help it; he was curious. 

[themaninthegreencoat]

*pokes him with needle*

"Do you never sleep, man?! Give me some semblance of warning before sticking me like a pincushion!"

[ex-lithium]

"I must have gotten dirt on my glasses, I seem to have poked you by mistake. How rude of me."

[themaninthegreencoat]

"Perhaps keeping a cloth to clean them with wherever you go, or safety goggles? Even blind as a bat, you know who I am, little lying scientist."

[ithelpstodream]

"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.”

[ithelpstodream]

Robin Williams ~ Rest In Peace

[themaninthegreencoat]

*pokes him with needle*

"Do you never sleep, man?! Give me some semblance of warning before sticking me like a pincushion!"

[firstxtsurugi-archive-deactivat]

“Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.”

Richard Kadrey