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autism is living by vampire rules. light sensitivity. eating the wrong food makes you want to die. need to be explicitly invited places. weird sleep schedule. eating the same thing every time. specific rituals and routines. burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix. etc.
hayden pike and cliff marlow and yuna and everyone under the sun individually telling shane how whipped ilya is for him when shane doesn’t realise.
one day hayden corner’s shane in his kitchen when him and ilya are over for dinner and ilya is distracted with the pike entourage of children and he’s like “dude rozanov is so obsessed with you it’s weird” and shane is all like “what are you talking about” and hayden exasperatingly explaining how ilya was texting jackie the night before making sure the food for dinner was macrobiotic diet friendly and that they had ginger ale on hand for shane and shane shrugs like what’s the matter with that and jackie comes into the kitchen after eavesdropping like “i think it’s sweet that his man wants him to be comfortable wherever they go” and hayden huffs and takes offense like apparently he isn’t doing that for jackie.
and then one day cliff marlow texts shane which is weird in of itself bc he never texts shane and is like “hollzy let go of roz’s leash for one night please” and shane is like what are you talking about and cliff responds “roz just dropped us to go home to you! we’re here one night only!” and shane is like “and?” and cliff just responds with the “🤦🏼♂️” emoji but shane doesn’t get it.
yuna pulls shane aside when they’re all having dinner at her house and goes “honey, I love you, and i want you to be comfortable obviously, but if you’re cold put a jacket on or im going to tie Ilya’s hands up if he keeps touching my thermostat.” And shane is like wait what and yuna just rolls her eyes and is like “how are you so oblivious, my god shane. he’s so whipped for you he keeps adjusting the temperature so it’s what you have it locked to at home. he’s obsessed with you being comfortable.” and shane will scrunch up his nose like “that’s a normal thing to do.” and yuna will shake her head and say “no baby that is something you do for someone who you love more than anything in the world”.
and then over the next week shane really tries to pay attention to all the little things ilya does for him that he didn’t even realise. like make sure there’s no tiny bits of food scraps in the kitchen sink bc shane haaaaates that and makes sure that the blinds are pulled by exactly 8pm when the sun starts to hit a mirror and makes the room too bright for shane and making sure shane’s favourite mug is always clean and dry for him each morning. shane doesn’t know what to do with being so so so loved by someone so so sweet.
All the little kisses Ilya gave Shane — a full compilation.
God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription
taught myself how to do one (1) excel function and now i understand what hubris is. the gods themselves could not stop me
“What if RR makes cliff homophobic in unrivaled” brother he’s not going to even get mentioned in unrivaled I can almost guarantee it
I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things
my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say
Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.
do u think the death of harambe in 2016 pushed ilya over the edge. svetlana flew back from russia when she received a text from ilya saying “why do the innocent suffer” after the harambe news broke and she thought he was gonna off himself
ilya’s a dramatic texter always. he texts marly “we must be gone to be truly appreciated” out the blue and marly has to drive to Ilya’s apartment in the middle of the night to find ilya watching a fucking documentary on sardine migration and how climate change is effecting fishermen’s catches and ruining their livelihoods and marly just cracks open a coke and sits close next to ilya and finishes the documentary with him because he loves him despite his dramatic ass
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
"when you say Religion That Oppresses Women you better not mean My Religion That Oppresses Women"
a very happy hr season 2 filming day to all who celebrate
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Okay okay we all know Johnny cash did his cover of Hurt and we were all like “ok he owns that now” but I watched the music video he made and I’m like “oh he OWNS it owns it”
It’s totally wild to me because most people agree that Trent Reznor is a master of his craft and Hurt is considered one of NIN’s best songs. Imagine having this great hit and 8 years later a musical legend who hasn’t done anything great in a long time and is ostensibly dying takes your song and fucking. Just fucking obliterates you
Taken from the Wikipedia page. Even Trent Reznor said it's not his song anymore.
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in my notifications again. good for the soul to watch.
I can't believe you would call him a misogynist just because of his overt contempt for women. And what else? Constantly calling women bitches? But he literally has a few cool girls he approves of. For now.
the thing is that Shane LOVES when Ilya is an asshole and he is right there with him. he's joyfully participating. he's setting him up for jokes so he can enjoy the punchline when Ilya delivers. they're gonna be cuddling on the sofa watching a game and tearing every single player to strips while giggling and jerking each other off. asshole4asshole relationship 💖
This bit is genuinely so important to me shanes big smile .
Well because theyre insane . but also THEIRLANGUAGES like shane has been pulled around 1000 different ways and doesnt really get what ilya is talking about but ilya is being a dick + talking in a tone of voice he loves and saying he has a good mouth and shanes tail cant help but wag . audibly thumping against the couch cushion from being called good even if its kinda hurting his feelings
