vampire (trainee)

campbell | 26

[solreefs]

autism is living by vampire rules. light sensitivity. eating the wrong food makes you want to die. need to be explicitly invited places. weird sleep schedule. eating the same thing every time. specific rituals and routines. burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix. etc.

[achesspiece]

is that simple task bothering you queen

[fleabagsversion]

I kinda feel like by nerfing Ilya, the fandom is doing a great disservice to Shane’s biggest reason for being attracted to Ilya.

Ilya beat Shane at the draft by coming first. Ilya won the Stanly Cup before Shane.

Fucking hell, Ilya’s team beat Shane’s and qualified for the second round of playoffs, after almost three years of continues embarrassing loses against Montreal.

Shane is obsessed with Ilya because he is the only hockey player in the entire league who can actually beat him. It might not be obvious but Shane is a crazy fan of Ilya as much Ilya is of him.

And yes, Shane is with someone who is as good as him. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have been with Ilya in the first place.

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[thisfeebleheart]

Ilya wondered if Rose Landry would be joining Shane in Florida for the All-Star Game. He wondered if Rose Landry would be accompanying Shane to everything from now on. Maybe they would get married. For the first time ever, Ilya was not looking forward to the All-Star Game.

[excaryder]

[shanehollandered]

[lucylehane]

ilya's slutty little "P"s (insp. @smores100)

[shillanov]

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

[mina-logan]

A quick Shane because I’ve always loved the look he gives Ilya here.

[mina-logan]

Shane is soooo needy.

I can’t share any more than this crop or the cops will come

Full art on AO3

[bugslibraryy]

On Ilya’s birthday Shane lets him smoke one cigarette while Shane sucks his cock

[barbie-verse]

heated rivalry twitter (;)/?) pride edition

[russianblush]

still here btw

[havanaberry]

Hudson Williams for Wonderland Magazine

[shut-up-gwen]

I just think that sometimes (specially after long days of sponsorship work) Shane gets home and doesn’t even say a word, he just walks up to his husband and drops to his knees. And it doesn’t matter if Ilya was busy. He’ll turn away from the stove and finish making dinner one handed and at an awkward angle if he needs to. But the most important thing in those moments is that Ilya sink his hand in Shane’s hair and press Shane’s face into his crotch.

And sure, sometimes it’s a sex thing. Sometimes Shane will pull Ilya’s pants down and suck him, or even just hold him in his mouth. But most of the time it’s not. Most of the time Shane just needs a little face to crotch time so he can catch his fucking breath, you know?

[shut-up-gwen]

You can’t just say that and not link the fic?????? I need to read this now

[drizzly-bear]

even more phm + textposts with stratt (and grace)