Careful... I Bite

Maya. 17. Pureblood. Pleasure to meet you. Mayor. 17. Pureblood. Ready to cause some chaos? Maya "Mayor" Doolittle. Slytherin.

[tigress-the-hardcore-blog]

Ah.

I don’t recognise this hall at all. Wonderful. 

[themayathemayor]

Have you been away for a while?

[righthandman-flotsam]

*laughs, rolling his eyes at her* I’ll keep that in mind, sweetie. *smirks* No purpose? I’m sure I can find something to do with myself aside from trying to please you.

[themayathemayor]

I suggest you do. *tilts head and aws* Oh, darling. Poor, naive little child. You can find something to do; but it's the wrong thing to do. I am literally just the best. *struggles to hold in laughter*

[spiralingbae]

I just can’t. Sometimes…I just can’t.

[themayathemayor]

Uhhh... *pauses and thinks about leaving, then sighs* Are you okay there? Like, is there anything I can do? And dear Merlin, never let me have to say that again.

[byskittles-blog]

[dumbothegreat-deactivated201403]

There's been a wedding, new people have arrived...

[dumbothegreat-deactivated201403]

Um. O-okay  then. -pauses- What about the Weasley twins?

[themayathemayor]

Alright there? What about them? *thinks* They're twins, not clones, if that's what you mean. They are different people. They're just extremely close.

[themayathemayor]

Why do balls and the like include other people?

[thatsme-annoyinglittlehufflepuf]

Same here! Stupid people sometimes.

[themayathemayor]

Close. Kinda more 'people stupid often or always', isn't it?

[righthandman-flotsam]

Why would I bother lying to you? *smirks* I no longer feel the need to impress you, and I don’t believe I’m going to gain anything from deceiving you, so I’m being entirely honest.

[themayathemayor]

*gasps and glares* Oh, you little bitch. You should always be looking to impress me. Otherwise you have literally no purpose in the world. However, I shall forgive and believe you on this instance. *sighs theatrically*

[kyle-the-solitary-slytherin-blog]

Don't say I didn't warn you.

If you ask me to the ball, I will be laughing in your face.

[themayathemayor]

Pleasant. Tact may help you one day.

[themayathemayor]

Why do balls and the like include other people?

I would have much more fun if I was at a party by myself.

[dumbothegreat-deactivated201403]

There's been a wedding, new people have arrived...

[dumbothegreat-deactivated201403]

Don’t say that! I think we all have equal chances at getting in.

[themayathemayor]

Everyone has equal chances at getting in when the world is full of clones. As it is, we aren't clones, and we do not.

[lightning-strikes-before-th-blog]

I have to say,

[lightning-strikes-before-th-blog]

Rupert, or you know, I’m sure there’s some guy you’d like to go with. Even as friends?

[themayathemayor]

Uhm... No. Can't say there is. To be honest, if I can, I'll just hole up outside for the time.

[disneyhogwarts-gossip]

Ba-dum-de-dum...

[disneyhogwarts-gossip]

*Looks down at his switchblade and then over at her* Why did they take them away?

[themayathemayor]

*shrugs* They said they were too dangerous and they couldn't be sure what I'd do with them. I'm not quite sure what the big deal is. They didn't care when I first got them; it's not like I've changed.

[lightning-strikes-before-th-blog]

I have to say,

[lightning-strikes-before-th-blog]

*Laughs* You know what you can do? Ask a guy, and when he says yes, look confused. “I wasn’t talking to you.” 

[themayathemayor]

A very good idea, but then I'd still need someone around to ask. Unless I asked my imaginary friend, Rupert.

[disneyhogwarts-gossip]

Ba-dum-de-dum...

[disneyhogwarts-gossip]

Pretty? *tilts his head* You find my friend pretty?

[themayathemayor]

*nods head slowly, fixated on the blade* Absolutely gorgeous. They took all my pretties away when I came back to school. I've missed pretties.

[disneyhogwarts-gossip]

Ba-dum-de-dum...

*whistles a small tune to himself as he walks down a corridor, playing with his switchblade*

[themayathemayor]

Oooohhh... Pretty... How did you get that into the school? *stares at the switchblade*

[hiccupisnotonfire-archive]

-leans against the bathroom wall-

[hiccupisnotonfire-archive]

They are indeed. It’s fine.-smiles lightly-I don’t think so. Don’t worry about it. Although I’ll take some company.

[themayathemayor]

If you're sure. *leans against wall* Do you want to do anything, or are you happy sitting in a corner doing nothing? Because I will warn you that I'm not exactly good at starting a conversation, so you may have to do the talking.

[lightning-strikes-before-th-blog]

I have to say,

I think a Ladies’ Choice Ball is the way to go. We need more of those things.

[themayathemayor]

Aw, but darling. Now I don't have the opportunity to reject anyone. Not that I would anyway, but still.