Marvel is wack and I'm dying

[themcuiswack]

My take on Peter's bedroom:

He's a teenager and changes the layout of his room a lot

[allthatisfantasy]

Whether calling on the elemental forces of nature or emulating the creatures of the animal world, Druids are an embodiment of nature’s resilience, cunning, and fury. They claim no mastery over nature. Instead, they see themselves as extensions of nature’s indomitable will.

Artist: Jane Katsubo

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full offense but tom holland’s peter parker is a gift to this world that we aint deserving of

[sayfaahtmah]

tbh the character peter parker is a gift that tom holland isn’t really deserving of, considering sony forbid anyone except a white man to play him. like tom’s a decent choice amongst whities but if you think he could’ve still been the best choice had he been up against men of color?? had the studio not been racist and exclusionary and ALL men got an audition??? you’re out of ur mind

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literally what the Fuck

[themcuiswack]

Yeah and it's not like they casted any poc in any other roles in the movie

Except for his love interest, best friend, his to be love interest, his bully, the shop owner, principal, and teachers

I'm mean how fucking dare they

[marsapartment]

That’s it. That’s his whole character.

[ladyjehane-deactivated20200517]

I’m screeching

[unusual-pybro]

Beware iw spoliers

Lowkey loki just lowkey died in iw

[rcbbiereyez-deactivated20170412]

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

MY FAVORITE VIDEO IS BACK

[killmongerdreams]

ITS BACK

[chibiuseless]

Oh my god.

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

Anthony Mackie is literally gods gift to this otherwise shitty world HAHA

[starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate]

The russos did whAT? I need receipts I'm screaming

It’s in their Entertainment Tonight interview; the interviewer brings up the “Hot Daddy Thanos” fantasies, but Joe and Anth are supportive.

(it starts at 03:29)

[sporadeen]

@ironmanstan

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YALL PRESSED THOTS CALLED ME A THANOS FUCKER BUT GUESS WHAT TTD IS CANON AND YALL CAN SUCK MY NEON GRAPE TITS

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the moment carol danvers walks out on that screen…. its over for all of us thots….. id fucking pay her to Ruin me gdamm

[ironmess]

we’re all gonna trip and die because the floor is gonna be Wet

[anarcho-smarmyism]

god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or writing on bathroom walls or ditching class or stealing books from the library cause i got a fine or what have you, and then they gave me lunch detention or ISS and i sat in that dumbass eraser-smelling room and im in My Chair (the chair i always sit in and yell at anyone else who tries to take it), fuming, arms crossed, full of teen angst and hating everyone around me, and AGAIN had to watch this stupid fucking video ive already seen so many times that i know it by heart and every word grates on my eardrums and i’d just see this fuckin familiar face

and i would be ready to LOSE MY SHIT

[anarcho-smarmyism]

Villain Origin Story

[stuckuptumblercunt-deactivated2]

god imagine Steve giving Peter his Captain America is Disappointed in You face/lecture over something dumb and Peter just fucking dissociating and zoning back in to “Peter! Are you even listening to me???” and looking him in the eye and being like “I’m completely immune at this point. You can’t even touch me.” and walking the fuck away

[anarcho-smarmyism]

canon.

[thor-20]

the real reason why Peter agreed to fight cap at the airport

[lovelyirony]

Theory is that Harley was 13 in IM3 bc that was the age of the actor at the time, so that means he's 17 in infinity war, which means he's the same age as Peter, and Harley is announced to be in Avengers 4, so that means Tony's gonna have a heart attack every time Harley does something that could endanger himself and Tony could lose both his children.

hahahahahaha fuck

[holyhell-tomholland]

So are we all just going to ignore that scene in Spider-Man: Homecoming where Flash runs past Peter and smacks his ass?

[thefourthnorn]

Believe me. This is 100% what teenage boys act like.

[themcuiswack]

All the evidence needed is at a high school football game

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the one and only genuinely hilarious line from any marvel movie is “piss off, ghost” by korg in thor: ragnarok,. not debatable.

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

so we’re just gonna ignore that tom holland uploading a video of his stunt double being attacked with water probably lowkey confirms the rumors that hydro-man is gonna be in far from home??

[formeraemo]

Tbh, that amount of water? Could just be some classic British weather

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

okay you aren’t wrong

[hollands-poppet]

im dying hahahaha 

[danhumphrey]

Most common random thought that you think about

peter parker is seen assembling a lego death star and his first instinct in a fight is to relate it to star wars so obviously he’s hard core about star wars. why, then, would he refer to AT-ATs as “walkie thingies” ? he knows what they’re called. and you can’t say “oh sarah don’t be a dumb bitch he’s just explaining to everyone else what they are because /they/ wouldn’t know the name” yeah ok that’s FALSE peter parker would not for a second pass up the opportunity to say “AT-ATs” to some avengers. so why. why.

[themcuiswack]

I think it might be because he had Hella adrenaline. Like a) he is fighting with the avengers b) he just have a conversation with captain America c) this dude just became 60 ft tall and he didn't even know that was possible 5 minutes ago and d) he is in the middle of his first big fight. So like he is just in a constant state of Holy shit what is happening he kinda forgets about everything else and he is also probably tired because he's never been in a battle like that. And in the heat of the moment he did some shitty choppy thinking and went oh legs tall like movie with big tall walk things tie legs together

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peter, the moment he gets back from the dead: now i cant say YOLO anymore :/

[themcuiswack]

Only if I die sounds like a quote straight from a John Mulaney show