MellowYellowMomma

30s Autistic Manic Cat lover Daughter of a narcissist Abuse survivor Addicted to caffeine Musically stuck in my youth. Queer AF Nonbinary/gender fluid/pansexual. Bipolar/ PTSD/ depression/anxiety. She/They. cash app $copperkitten14

[themellowyellowmomma]

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[themellowyellowmomma]

Anyone else just jiggle their titties for their own enjoyment?

Am I the weirdo?

[authenticallymoi]

overstressed and underfucked.

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[mysticblondex]

✨Creampie enthusiast✨

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HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[no-one-offical]

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[themellowyellowmomma]

They're going to pressure him into buying a new TV because that is in fact a TV remote. 🤣

[staticspit]

The “turn off brain” button is located in the throat btw

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[bigfatbluntz]

[hysteric-boy]

Bite the hand that fingers you or whatever the expression is

[mournfulroses]

Forugh Farrokhzad, from Let Us Believe In the Beginning of the Cold Season; "Another Birth,"

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[themellowyellowmomma]

I genuinely believe that the people that know me best would be very concerned if they came over and I already had a shirt on.

My titties are always out.

I can know that you are coming over and I could be in communication with you the whole way and I'm not putting a shirt on until you knock on my door and that's if you're one of the people that I put a shirt on for because some people ain't even getting that.

[corpsegirlforever]

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@zombielifestyle ! 😍