Lesser Dave

[wonsiks-hamster-taek]

The cutest part in the entire episode

[hannigraham]

I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute

[nintendette]

The “nah I’m just kidding but someone on this site would say this” meme is abusive and gaslights people who don’t have the resources to read posts all the way to the end.

The experience of whiplash people undergo is unsafe. It invalidates longer posts with meaningful messages. Plus Hiding tonal shifts can cause harm nah I’m just kidding but someone on this site would say this

[monitorlizardappreciator]

i woke up in a cold sweat last night thinking about this post

[girlbossjodiarias]

ASDFGHNKKLLJBGGHHGGGQWERTYVBHJKK

[toxyys-deactivated20200929]

Actually no this isn’t funny??

Those posts are actually horrible because they’re usually undermining actual serious points people have? It makes people who talk and call out actual problems like abusive behaviors, cultural appropriation, homophobia, etc. to sound like jokes? I expected more from tumblr but could you actually imagine I was serious that’d be fucked up right

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

This is the best version

[novelty-gift-ideas]

Dadbag

[righteousbae-deactivated2019070]

@klubbhead

[klubbhead]

Imma sue this company for likeness of my gut

[the-salty-scythe-meister]

@tooiconic Can you confirm?

[tooiconic]

Your tummy is not this big and also not hairy so SHUSH.

[karzahnii]

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

[marxistthots]

Why the FUCK would god create straight boys

[tooiconic]

For reproduction? For straight and bi women? Because they are people just like everyone else who serve a purpose, provide good things to the world, and deserve to be alive?

[validflags]

no they’re not

[tooiconic]

You make bi girls like me straighter every day with this man hating bullshit.

[thememechef]

this is exactly why people don't take a lot of new gen feminists seriously, i could never stand with people who say things like this.

[bevvie-marsh]

Finn Wolfhard dragging James Charles on twitter

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

IT was amazing

James Charles is just mad that he didn’t get cast as Pennywise 

[ishinomori-deactivated20220123]

extra extra read all about it james charles owned by a child so fucking hard he has to counter it with the literal apocalypse 

[thememechef]

if the world was really ending would he be in a movie theatre?? 🤔🤔🤔

[actionables]

okay but

fuck your stereotypes

long hair is not “girly”

the same way short hair is not “manly”

hair has no gender

hair is just hair

&as long as you’re not disrespecting a culture with the way you do it

you keep on doing you

[lizardtitties]

Its like someone looked into my brain and decided to make a photo set based on men I would find so overwhelmingly attractive I couldn’t look directly at them if I met them in person

[strangeasanjles-deactivated2019]

I…….I just…

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

today is a GOOD day!

[yourladyindank]

Mmm

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

Jiminy Cricket I wish I looked like any of these dudes.

[thememechef]

damn i wish i could look like those dudes

[lriis-west-deactivated20170102]

[thememechef]

wow it's almost like all lives matter

[thegaymerist]

daryl: thanks for the clothes jesus

daryl: *wearing the SMALLEST SHIRT jesus had

jesus:

[edenmo122-deactivated20170904]

“You mean as in like a lovey dovey thing?” (This took me HOURS omg)

#NewDesusedit/gif

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[thememechef]

BEAUTIFUL

[nyquilnap]

[wystarrya]

You are not the first assassin sent to do it to me. And you will not be the last...

[mimiyanna]

@beevito

[idinamenzl]

signal boost about VENEZUELA!

UPDATE!!!

Ok guys, they won. they won with 8 millions of votes. but don’t be fooled. Today the polling places were empty, and at 3pm only 1 million of people voted (less than the 2%) My cousin told me that they use information of DEATH PEOPLEto gain votes.

Ten countries don’t recognize this election. Was a fraud election. And the only thing that need matter is the fact that 15 PEOPLE WERE KILLED TODAY, and two of them were just TEENAGERS (13 and 17 years old)

one woman was FIRED of her work for doesn’t go to vote (according to her family, she was an amazing employed). People have crossed the border with Colombia to not stay here

The president is talking now, he’s saying that “the socialism won” that “no one motherfucker (talking about the people who are opposed to this) is going to rule here”. Things are going to be worse.

If you want to help, pray for us. go to the embassies of Venezuela in your countries and don’t recognize this government, this election

Nicolas Maduro is a killer, a torturer, HE IS A LIAR. PEOPLE IS DYING HERE, WE DON’T HAVE MEDICINES AND FOOD AND BASIC STUFF TO LIVE. PEOPLE ARE EVEN EATING FROM THE GARBAGE.

THIS COULD HAPPEN IN THE NEXT HOURS OR DAYS. READ THE IMAGES BELOW

Spread the word please. DONT LET THE PRESIDENT SILENCE US

[idinamenzl]

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!1

NICOLAS MADURO SAID THAT POLITICANTS AGAINST HIM ARE GOING TO BE IN JAIL

HE SAID THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT TV CHANNELS HERE MIGHT DISAPPEAR JUST FOR SAYS THE TRUTH

HE’S A DICTATOR!!! VENEZUELA IS DYING, PLEASE HELP US. SPREAD THISSS

[idinamenzl]

REBLOG THIS POST INSTEAD THE OTHER ONE PLEASE  ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑

[idinamenzl]

update (the last for tonight):

New orders of the president:

Jail for politicians who oppose his ideas

He’s going to take over the department of justice

He’s going to take over some stores

He’s going to close a tv channel (one of the most important here)

[boilingheart]

Visit Original Link

@mysteryprof hanzo says “fuck”

[oniihanzo-deactivated20180106]

I want this to play whenever someone visits my tombstone

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

You literally said the words "I'm a nazi" and now you're crying because people hate nazis like, go choke

“i’m a nazi, you’re a nazi, everybody is a nazi”

is this serious or is this hyperbole? think very, very, carefully before you answer

[nunyabizni]

@longdrivesandgoodvibes confirmed for functionally retarded, also reported for harassment, death threats, and suicide baiting.

These people need to learn some basic reading comprehension before they log back into the internet dude.

[lesbian-mavis-deactivated201712]

Let me know how that report works out for ya buddy If you think me saying “go choke” constitutes harassment/a death threat/suicide baiting… how do you survive the real world

[angrybeardedbastard]

How are you so dense that you can’t tell that what he said was a jab at tumblr retards calling anyone who disagrees with them a nazi

[lesbian-mavis-deactivated201712]

What exactly did he expect to happen when he told the internet he was a nazi

[nunyabizni]

Yup still a retard that doesn’t understand that it was an example of how watered down that word is. Same with racist, pedophile, sexist, really anything in tumblr buzzword bingo. Oh and I’ve gotten people booted for less, so have fun with that skippy, and say goodby

[lesbian-mavis-deactivated201712]

Triggered much? Anyway enjoy your weird superiority complex and maybe stop screaming slurs at people 10+ years younger than you.

[nunyabizni]

You’d know both if I was triggered or screaming if you weren’t too stupid to understand words, and 20 is plenty old enough unless you have completely failed in life. The only superiority complex is the one that thinks they can take the first part of the sentence someone uses and then glean the whole meaning from that without progressing past the coma. and again death threats and harassment were made by you and already reported by several people. toodles

[lesbian-mavis-deactivated201712]

I mean, if you wanna play that game you can choke too old man.

[nunyabizni]

Cool the retard suicide baited me too, makes it even easier. Bye retard

[lesbian-mavis-deactivated201712]

Where exactly in the words “go choke” do you see anything referencing suicide lmao Would you prefer I say go fall down the stairs? Fall in a pool? Piss off a grizzly? Talk about a fuckin snowflake. Bye creepy 30 year old who likes to call people over a decade younger than them a slur! Luckily I don’t have such delicate feelings that I have to report it to hide the scary Tumblr lesbian from me.

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

i love it when people use their age as an excuse when they get into trouble. you’re an adult, own up to it

[lesbian-mavis-deactivated201712]

Where did I use it as an excuse? Why the hell is some random 30 year old harassing young people on the internet? Like how pathetic does your life have to be to hunt down some girl 10 years younger than you and call them a slur repeatedly when the conversation doesn’t even involve you. I didn’t even call you a nazi. You called yourself a nazi and then acted shocked when people who didn’t read the whole thing or process it whatsoever got pissed off. I don’t even think you’re a nazi lmao I just think it was really fuckin stupid to say you were on the internet which is infamous for taking shit out of context. Wanna call off your rabid dog now?

[dangerbooze]

Using someone else’s age as an excuse to act stupid is just as pathetic as not acting your own age. Especially when you’re past the age of being a minority and definitely should know how to understand context.

[dangerbooze]

@longdrivesandgoodvibes

I briefly wondered if you managed to acknowledge your own lack of self-awareness before you blocked me, but I’m pretty sure you just stuck your head back up your ass so you could keep bitching.

[firstdegreeliberty]

I’m convinced that a good portion of Tumblr has absolutely no comprehension of sarcasm or cheesy Oprah Winfrey memes.

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

oh, i was actually thinking more about spongebob and everybody being squidward

[thememechef]

i was gonna say wasn't this a spongebob reference lol