for funzies :)

whatever i like :) funky cool 😎 professional cat wrangler

[i-am-a-fish]

IM DUMPING CRUDE OIL ON THE POST BELOW THIS

[thecontentsofyourfridge69]

ah the post below this on my timeline was transformer porn so yeah thanks for oiling them up more

[landsccape]

[natureell]

[catchymemes]

[besthanddealt]

Tineco Floor ONE S3 Cordless Hardwood Wet/Dry Vacuum

[kimmingtonjames]

Oh my god THANK you

[alexaloraetheris]

Once again:

[phantomrose96]

People make a lot of good "thank god I'm not a kid anymore" posts about like school bullies or homework or puberty. But actually my #1 top of the "thank god I'm not a kid anymore" list is the fact that I can leave the event when I want to.

Any event I'm at! I can say "okay well I'm tired I'm going home goodbye." Could not do that shit as a kid. If you're a kid it's like yeah you will sit here at your brother's soccer game in the cold for the next 1.5 hours. You will sit here at your sibling's football practice. You will stay at this BBQ until the whole family is done with the BBQ. You are stuck at the mall until mom finds the pants she needs. You are stuck at the grocery store. No we don't know how long. You are stuck at band practice. It's running late but you're not allowed to leave. You are stuck at the party that the adults said you're leaving soon but they keep talking to these 2 people who showed up late. What the Fuck.

And that shit is on top of having homework.

[passarjnho]

                         horny

              horny      ^        horny

     horny               |                 horny

horny                   o ———->           horny

      horny                                 horny

            horny                   horny

                          horny

good heavens look at the time

[catchymemes]

[actionjeffson]

smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

[daddymymouthisfullofstars]

[honeyhunnit-deactivated20190610]

[pangur-and-grim]

when I say I'm typing one-handed, this is what I mean

[catchymemes]

[soon-palestine]

Eva K Bartlett

https://ingaza.wordpress.com/about-me/

[homunculus-argument]

Altogether, I really like the way americans say "can I help you?" as a polite general one-size-fits-all stand-in for "who the fuck are you/what the fuck are you doing here/how the fuck did you get in here/what the fuck are you staring at/what is your fucking problem." Such a polite way of going "bitch what the fuck."

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[flyfella]

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

[jesterbots]

"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less