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“All gods who receive homage are cruel. All gods dispense suffering without reason. Otherwise they would not be worshipped. Through indiscriminate suffering men know fear and fear is the most divine emotion. . .[only] half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood.” - Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God
Hellooooo and WELCOME TO THE END OF THE WORLD!
I will be your host, an amateur queer theologian with a simple mission: a multi-universal Bible project that will be so absurd and satirical it just might get you to believe in God again.
Imagine a world of attractive, Castlevania and Captain Laserhawk type characters who are all plotting against God, with the humor and multiverse shennanigans of Rick and Morty slapped right in.
And in this multiverse, God wants all the best gamblers, sinners, heretics, blasphemers in the world to come take Him down but nobody's worthy just yet . . .or are they? Our two favorite angels, Micahel and Lucifer, will beg to differ: with the power of their love, their hivemind, and literally God knows what else, they're going to pull a stunt even the Bible couldn't write about: Become God themselves.
Anyway, if you're in the mood to commit some heresy yourself against that Big Guy, read on to find out more:
How to Read This Nonsense
The best way to read the work is to treat it like a massive multiverse joke that wants to punch you in the chest. If you aren't sure where or how to start, here's a chronological guide into the madness HERE.
I mean it, though. Whatever anime or television series or book you think of that reminds you of this, yes. Whatever interesting historical or theological proposal about an angel or a human is out there, yes. In fact, the longer you watch it all unfold, whether I write something 'original' or a fanfic based on other fandoms, you'll start to see the same thing over and over again.
Great! I want you to see the same thing over and over again. There's nothing wrong with recycling things we enjoy, but context is key. The myths we've inherited have a time and a place. We have a time and a place. So, with all the fucked up shit going on, let's go on a ride and ask some questions about God across the multiverse, shall we?
The Story So Far (Book I):
Intro: Revenge of Michael and Lucifer Prime, the Storytellers Of God's Rib, a Greco-Roman Angelic Erotica (A03 | Wattpad) UPDATED 12/10/2024
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The Story So Far (Book II [ON HIATUS]):
Intro: Michael Pulls a Lucifer and Reveals He Was The Real StorytellerThe Epic of Michael, an Eastern Mediterranean-based Historical Fiction Thinkpiece (A03 | Wattpad) Updated 08/11/24
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Tripping on Nonsense (A [Theoretical] Book III):
Book Introduction In The Beginning, it was God and Helel (Lucifer) . . | How God Summoned Mikha'el (Michael), the Prince of the Inferno The Deal is Struck! The Son of God Sells His Soul to the Son of the Devil Finally! Lucifer and Michael Meet after He is Pulled from the Fire (18+) Elohim Begins to Train His Real Inheritor to the Throne, Michael Lucifer and Michael Make a Pact After The Celestial Wars (18+) Ch. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8
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Fandom Inspired Work
✨NEW ✨ A Multi-Verse Project Between Lucifer and Michael (18+) Prelude to the Apocalypse, a Fanfiction for Taylor Caldwell (18+) The Silver Path to Redemption, a Hazbin Hotel AU (18+) Heat Through The Wire, A Hazbin Companion Piece (18+) ✨NEW On Earth, We Are Reunited, A Lucifer (TV) AU (18+)
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Bonus/Additional content:
So You Enter a Gambling House to Play God, and . . . First Draft Previews ✨NEW ✨ The Rouges Gallery (Design Concepts)
How To Get in On The Project:
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PATCH NOTES 02/12/2025: The core concept of the project (Book II, the Epic) is on Hiatus. I'm scaling back to focus on a prelude + Book I at a more intentional pace while continuing my consistent updates with fanfiction across the board. It's been what fulfils me the most during a busy period and a tumultuous time in the U.S. so, much love for your patience, energy, and time. ♥
In the mean time, I've updated 3 of my most popular works at the moment (2 fanfiction + 1 original), my website, these links, and added a new visual. I continue to commission and work with artists who work by hand. If you ever have any questions or concerns, you know how to find me.
Warmly,


















