Olympus Gossip

Aspen and Poppy,at your service. We're what you might call the overseers, or the busybodies of the school. You may not know who we are but there is no doubt that we know exactly who you are. We always know who's been naughty and nice, and you can be sure as hell that we're not afraid to let everyone know. If you thought school was bad enough, you haven't seen anything yet. 13 messages in inbox.

[themidnightpoppy]

Amelie and Oakley, can we have more details please?

Coupled with: I heard Oakley and Persia are going out now, too. Guess he has a thing for red heads?

Unless you suffer from an obscure form of color-blindness that hasn’t been documented yet, in which red and yellow are the same color to you, I’d like to point out that Callie Swan is a blond, and not assuredly not redheaded. Unless, of course, she dyes her hair. And having seen the state of that blond rats nest she calls her hair, I wouldn’t really be surprised.

But yes, piggy, it seems Oakley does indeed have a thing for girls whose hair color leaves them susceptible to sunburn, and links them to witches and devil-worshippers. Having seen these girls, I certainly wouldn’t rule out the possibility of them still being witches and devil-worshippers.

He’s kissed Audrey Valentine - slept with her too, of course -, taken Amelie Woods' virginity with absolutely no qualms, and neither of that being enough for him, he's set his eyes on Persia Willow. What, no Aria Williams, too, Mister Notte?

He’s quickly catching up to Valentine in terms of slut status and I’m almost interested to see what happens next. I do hope Amelie forms some kind of stupid attachment to Notte, only to be rejected again and again in favor of Persia: we desperately need a good-fashioned cat fight around here.

And I’ve already got my popcorn ready.

[themidnightpoppy]

cooper and sonya are going to break up soon, I just know it.

Paired with: Sonya and Pascal totally had a cute little birthday picnic in the park and they looked pretty intimate. If you ask me, Sonya is totally cheating on Cooper.

Look, can we all just agree that functioning and healthy relationships in this school are just snore-worthy? What kind of a person wants a relationship so mediocre and boring, anyhow? Now, it’s not as if Sonya Starling's doing any better by cheating on Cooper Glass with Pascal Reynolds, though. We all know that out of the two boys, at least Cooper has a spine. But, come on, in this trio, we all know who the most interesting one is. Sonya, if you’re reading this, playing two guys at once has made you minutely tolerable. Get a third guy in play—I have no idea how you even managed to get two with your personality, maybe you give fantastic head or something—and we might go so far as to say you’re actually worthy of our time. 

[themidnightpoppy]

Am I the only one dying for Heath and Oakley to kill each other over Callie?

Well, I don’t think that’ll be on the table for much longer. Perhaps we’ll be looking at a Callie Swan and Persia Willow fight; after all, Persia and Oakley Notte are totally smitten—barf. And if there was ever a time for Heath Thompson to grow a pair of tits or balls, and actually fess up to his die-hard love for the blonde, it’s now. But who needs another one of those boring relationships? The only way it’ll be of any interest to the rest of us is if they get into an argument and fuck their friendship up for good. Delicious, right?

[themidnightpoppy]

I'm gonna barf. Danny is totally falling for Maddisyn. What even is that

And it’s blindingly obvious, at that. I know that Maddisyn Gregg has already worked it out, too. But… unfortunately for Danny Boyd, she hasn’t done anything about it. Not because she’s nervous or shy—I mean, she did make her snake kill a person, right? No, she’s keeping herself distanced from Danny because she’s repulsed by him. I never thought I’d see Danny chase after somebody—especially a freak like Gregg— but be prepared to say goodbye to another one of our murderous savages. 

[themidnightpoppy]

Audrey's been getting nudes and semi-nudes, what is up with that?

Not only that, but I know for a fact that the ginger has been asking for them. Audrey Valentine is definitely not as enticing as we’d have guessed, needing people to send her sexts rather than actually getting out there and roping people in. But here’s the real question: is her lack of ‘Aaron Payne exposure’ the cause for this lapse in allure and drive? Disappointing. 

[themidnightpoppy]

Danny/Parker twincest elopement.

And yet, piggy, out of both Danny Boyd and Parker Boyd, only one returned. Does it seem a coincidence that the more homicidal of the pair is the one who managed to show his face again? I doubt it had anything to do with incest or elopement; I bet it was a secret sibling rivalry gone wrong.

[themidnightpoppy]

what is anna doing with phillip anyway? seems like wasted potential..

Wasted potential? Are you fucking serious? Where, exactly, piggy, is this supposed ‘wasted potential’? As I see it, Phillip’s bloodstream is so fucking poisoned with opiates and all the shit he digests that he’s almost as disgusting and diseased as Harker is. 

There’s no wasted potential, piggy - simply because there’s no fucking potential there in the first place. The ship makes me gag.

[themidnightpoppy]

I heard Aldric and Phillip got into an argument about something. I bet it has to do with Anna.

Not just an argument, little one. In fact, Aldric Bjorn and Phillip Emerson got into a punch up about something that we can only assume involves Philly’s dick being absolutely not where Aldric wants it to be. That being said, I heard that there were also words exchanged about an ‘addiction’. Now, if that’s true, with Aldric being a gym buff (steroids, maybe), and Phillip taking in all sorts of shit, it’s anyone’s guess.

[themidnightpoppy]

I heard Amelie gave away her v-card to Oakley; signed, sealed, stamped and delivered right on his very doorstep.

I hope you're just exercising your use of idioms, piggy, because if Amelie actually and literally gave him her v-card on her doorstep then that's even more disgusting than the usual disgusting things that happen at this school.

It seems like collecting v-cards is becoming a habit of Mr. Notte's. Virgins of MOH should be on the lookout for a 6'2" blue-eyed brunette lurking in the shadows, ready to snatch them up with a few charming words. Careful, Oakley --- this is how sex offenders get their start.

[themidnightpoppy]

Did you hear about Aldric and Phillip?

Can you not fucking read, piggy? Did I, or did I not, say “…but absolutely none were about my piggies. What, did you all fucking freeze in a time-loop or something whilst I was away? Did you all play Dead Fish for twenty days?” 

However, it seems you’re not altogether boring and useless so, yes, I heard a few snippets here and there about a hot and heavy make out session, but that’s all I know. I can’t say it surprises me at all, what with Phillip’s habit of getting horny when stoned, and Aldric’s … well, his tastes aren’t exactly what one would expect from someone who looks like he does. But the two hippies made out, so fucking what? Boring. If they fucked or more, however, that’s more interesting and I want to know.

[themidnightpoppy]

So I went to the Bahamas for a few weeks, dyed my hair blond and came back expecting messages upon messages telling me all the juicy gossip I'd missed out on. --- Not messages from you piggies, of course - you're all far too fucking lazy to send me anything unless it's a fucking 'Oh Poppy, who do you think would be cute together?!' message - but messages from my spies and gossipees. 

You know what happened when I switched my cell phone on, piggies? I got inundated with texts (I'm a very popular person, of course, and super hot to boot) but absolutely none were about my piggies. What, did you all fucking freeze in a time-loop or something whilst I was away? Did you all play Dead Fish for twenty days? I'm disgusted, and quite frankly offended that there's absolutely nothing in my inbox for me to comment on. Whenever it's a ship question I get twenty messages about it, but when it's actually about informing me that people are doing something they don't want anyone to know about and therefore I should be telling everyone --- I get nothing. 

It's an abusive relationship, MOH, and I'm over it. So, being the beautiful and kind-hearted gossip that I am, I'm giving you all a chance to start clean. Send me messages of things I should know about, or that you know I'll have an opinion on, and I may just forgive you and reconsider airing some of your dirty, pig-filthy laundry. But I swear to Tartarus if any of you piggies send me a 'what do you think of xx and xx???' question, I'm burning this fucking school down.

Messages alerting me to hookups are totally different and I will definitely have an opinion on those. Just do not outright ask me about ships --- give me a few fucking days at least. 

I'm waiting, piggies. Don't disappoint me ... again.

[themidnightpoppy]

why is andie so angry all the time?

Andie Fraser is a confused little girl, my guess is she's a late bloomer and is going through puberty. She doesn't know what's going on with her body. What makes it even worse is all she does is hang out with the guys, Peter Christopher, Oliver Volta, Hunter Osmund, and Jace Mitchell. They better watch out she might develop a crush on one of them and it would be a shame if they had to break her heart. Not to mention it would make things deliciously awkward within that little gang. 

[themidnightpoppy]

Oliver totally has a crush on Kat, it's obvious.

Oliver Volta is almost the guy version of Eden Bailey, he’s gonna have a crush on anyone even if it’s a psychotic killer and manipulator that is Katherine Reynolds. The boy is all about romance and love, having a crush on dear Kat is probably just him challenging himself to break her, to make her feel something. Sing her a song and she’ll fall madly in love, but it’s not going to be that simple. The only thing she’ll feel is disgust and possibly hatred.

[themidnightpoppy]

looks like oakley is playing the old game of 'pull her piggy tails because you like her' with persia

Of course he is, do you see him as someone who will open up and admit his feelings. I don't think he ever went through the elementary crush phrase of if you treat them poorly it means you like them. It's a shame that Persia has to be on the butt end of this phase, a young woman can only take so much before realizing she deserves better and moves on.

[themidnightpoppy]

What's your opinon on Peter and Kat?

They're interesting, very interesting. We all know Kat isn't one to actually feel emotions, which means she's playing him and he's going along with it. Or he really believes she's in love with him and doesn't think he'll get hurt but Peter is smarter than that. I'm waiting to see who loses a limb a first, I can only imagine what kinks those two are into, all my money is on any sort of kink that deals with swords and knives.

[themidnightpoppy]

Worst possible couples?

Answered with most boring couples.

Every single couple here.

Your definition of worst and boring is probably much different than mine. You probably think worst as in unhealthy, abusive, something along those lines. Of course those are bad relationships but, and I know this sounds horrible, I live for bad relationships. A good relationship is the worst in my opinion because nothing happens except the two being all smiles and just plain gross.

If you want a serious answer then here we go. My top three worst couples, real or not real, would be as follows. Peter Christopher and Maddisyn Gregg, Prosper Reid and Amelie Woods, and finally Anna Harker and Phillip Emerson. If you haven’t already guessed, I’m going by the common definition of worst, I personally think these couples are fascinating. Peter and Maddisyn are enemies, we all know that, they just need to get the hate sex out of the way. Prosper chases girls, he’d without a doubt cheat on his fellow swim captain. Anna gets jealous and of course I don’t think Phillip would ever be that loyal, growing up with the whole love is love idea. He’s gonna fall for a lot more people than Anna and he won’t be able to control himself. 

As for boring, I give you these couples. Audrey Valentine and Aaron Payne, Sonya Starling and Cooper Glass, and then Asher Coleman and Amelie Woods. It’s the same on again off again with Audrey and Aaron, all I can do is roll my eyes when news comes around that they’ve hooked up again or are broken up. Sonya and Cooper seem to be taking things slow, makes me yawn. Asher’s little crush is never going to be more than a crush and Amelie doesn’t really acknowledge his feelings for her, so nothing is going on there.

There are plenty more but I will not waste any more of my time with this question.

[themidnightpoppy]

Who do you want Gabrielle and Cadence to be with?

Sweet sweet Gabrielle Oak, Jace Mitchell has a thing for her but the only thing that would come of that pairing is a feud between her and Mel Ruiz. I can't say I wouldn't mind seeing that play out. I tend to agree with Aspen on the fact that seeing Cadence Bailey together with Hunter Osmund at least one more time has the potential to spark a little more drama. Both girls need someone who will shake things up, rattle their bones, a bad boy...or girl, we know Cadence doesn't mind swinging both ways, I'm not to sure how Gabrielle feels about that.