[ximenasbrokencd]

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

[pets-fun-house]

did you sleep well?

me:

[junefiress]

and speaking of me2 i think that everyone in that game was tens of thousands of degrees too chill about everything. like hey shepard remember when you floated out into the cold and ruthless maw of vacuum and felt all the fire that was You be snuffed out into nothing. lol welcome back. ye youre literally falling apart at the seams. yeah that's not skin under those scars dont worry abt it lol. lol hey shep have you ever thought about how much of a ship has to be replaced for it to be the same ship lol like whattt. anyways here's your new ship it looks just like the old one but there are doors where there weren't before and echoes run through the too-big halls and nobody is there anymore haha. working under the cerberus flag makes your skin crawl but at least you have more freedom!! finally free of the organisation that uses your life as a means to someone else's end!!! aren't second chances great :)

[stalgivc]

[thatsoup]

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

[ohcaptains]

[enyter]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[themintfulmint]

Anyone want the original BTS lightstick?

Ive had this in storage for years so there may be some wear to the box but the lightstick itself has never been used. I don't want anything for it, just pay for shipping and Ill send it. Based in France.

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[candieduranium]

rb to stare at a mutual like this:

[enochianribs]

important personality test: mario kart main, gas station order (candy, drink, chip), animal you were obsessed with when you were 8, lightsaber color, and lastly: vampires, werewolves or dragons?

[svefni]

Hello everyone! After a long absence, I have brought you the best baby boy.

[matlab-exe]

trade w @cryophase !

[kennylikessalt]

POOKIE.

[littlemisswhimprone]

Leave it to Blizzard to dangle a fucked up little guy in my face and say "You see this guy? He is incredible, isn't he?". What am I to do in this situation besides developing a concerning level of attachment?

Oh, by the way, this Fucked Up Little Guy™ mentions his mother a lot in moments where he is doing good or is proud of himself, and yet, in his official story description/lore, we find nothing about her.

Oh, by the way, this Fucked Up Little Guy™ asks the only character whom is confirmed to be a mother whether she's sure she doesn't want to adopt him, implying that he had asked before.

Oh, by the way, this Fucked Up Little Guy™ comes from a place where radiation is rampaging, leaving him basically brain damaged. Though this does not put a stop to his undeniable genius unmatched by those who had better opportunities growing up than he did.

Oh, by the way, this Fucked Up Little Guy™ has lived a life of obsession with explosions and a lifestyle of self-endangerement, so much so that he had disabled himself not once, but twice and is living with a prosthetic arm and a leg, which is, unlike his other limb, is just a "fix" rather than a replacement. We do not know how he'd lost his arm. He had lived a life without rules, where you have to steal or you will be stolen from.

Oh, by the way, this Fucked Up Little Guy™ is banished from aforementioned place, the one he called home once, because he had fought against authority, and has tried to prove his worth by wreaking havoc all over the world and steal whatever he can get his little fucked up hands on.

Oh, by the way, this Fucked Up Little Guy™ had considered leaving this "we get in there, blow shit up and steal whatever we can" lifestyle behind, but him and his partner (in crime) had been set up for failure from the start, and inside job a to capture them, since they are, as we know, one of the whole entire planet's most wanted criminals.

Oh, by the way, this Fucked Up Little Guy™ is probably fated to be an outcast forever. He could count it on one hand how many people have been kind to him from the whole roster, even though he has no evil intentions towards any of them.