Ananda

The joy in existence, without which the universe will fall apart and collapse.

[everythingfox]

Doggy daycare costume party

(via)

[insomniac-arrest]

I use Canva for work and I am losing my mind over this image when you search for “fellowship” and “teamwork”

idk man

[mrcloudyfun]

Our Booty

[insomniac-arrest]

Leading from Behind

[emi--rose]

Managing Up

[zendayamybabe]

december 3rd??? what the fuck. what’s next? december 4th? a 5th of december???? give me a fucking break.

[bunnie-blogging]

what’s next? the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall? the major lift?

[draconym]

Thinking about that day another park ranger and I discovered that

1. we both used the same shampoo and

2. Suave Essentials Tropical Coconut drives honeybees absolutely bugfuck wild

[draconym]

3. He's allergic to bees

[peanit]

t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”

[verdigrisvagabond]

Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”

[officialcapecod-deactivated2014]

[thedemonica-deactivated20191109]

it’s back in time for christmas

the incest coffee commercial 

[therustyskull]

Is it too early to start this up again?

[therustyskull]

It is also time for incest coffee Christmas!

[nintendocialism-deactivated2023]

this is the funniest fucking paragraph

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[everythingfox]

(via)

[yesbothways]

it’s incredible to me that you can see how much they are definitely going to bark in a still image

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[thechurchofapathy]

He’s so close to figuring it out

[sunfortune]

[phoneticsubstance]

[sickfuture]

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

[wiredabyss]

Free them

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

So I was once actually collecting data in a frozen river, and another guy fell in, filled up his waders and everything. He was wearing cotton (we were floored), and I had the car keys so I was like “alright, I’ll walk you back to the car to make sure you’re okay. Then you can strip down in there and get the heat going. There’s a blanket to wrap up in.” And he looked at me like I was insane. He said, “what? I’m fine.” I informed him that actually, if he stayed outside in subzero temperatures, soaking wet, in cotton, he was Licherly going to Freeze To Death, and he was like, “it’s not the 1800s lmao.”

And then while the guy in charge Forced him to go back to the car and strip, I had to stand there in a frozen river absolutely bewildered by the implication that a Wildife Biologist thought hypothermia is like, an old timey disease that people stopped getting at some point.

[normal-horoscopes]

WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT WE DONT

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Vampire spending his current life as a wildlife biologist almost blows his cover when he forgets that humans often perish from Cold and Wet Syndrome.

[why-cant-cordy-stay-deactivated]

them: the film industry has really been going downhill lately :/ it’s all sequels and franchises, nothing’s any good-

me: 

them: h….holy shit….

[bestiasilvanus]

Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?

There’s more just go fucking look yourself

[baphonnicula]

BOY’S ON SOME REAL KING SHIT LEMME TELL YA

[machinaux]

I have to add this gem

[reversecentaur]

the inevitable conclusion

[chaoflaka]

So 2016 is SO bad that it made the creator of this meme give us an alternative version of “This is Fine”. 

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

2016? PSSHHHHH

[cabybapa]

God remember when we thought 2016 was the worst year….

[what-even-is-thiss]

2020 is a direct result of what happened in 2016. A lot of us saw something like this coming as we saw that year unfold. Yes, 2016 was a terrible year. It was, in fact, the worst. Because actions taken that year led us to where we are now. This year wasn’t inevitable. Neither was 2016. Almost all of the problems we’re facing right now are man made. Stop looking back fondly on the frying pan and focus on getting out of the fire.

[whitepeopletwitter]