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flythesail

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

mothyr

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

furryprovocateur

gay walmart: unexpected item in fagging area or whatever. Fuck it just reblog this shit

hungwy

Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys

3000s

craziest local scam is at this restaurant my friend likes to go to they have something on the menu called "girl dinner" which is a salad with fries and a diet coke for 25 dollars

3000s

i would never lie

viejospellejos

hetjoshiiii

Yeah I just can’t get into male characters. Every time one shows up he’s always just the Male Character to get brownie points and make an obvious epic maleboss so the writer can feel better about themselves. Not to mention they’re always getting in the way of my cute yuri ship. I just rather go focus on women instead. They’re always the more interesting and better written characters than the one random man they decided to shoehorn in.

The family group chat: where therapy progress goes to die

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

unofficial-autism-post

Unofficial Autism Post

charl0ttan

i swear my consequences dont even have actions

demilypyro

Y'know, I've heard of gamer girls, but I've never heard of a "gamer guy." I wonder why not. Maybe it's because guys don't play videogames as much as girls do. I mean basically all girls are gamers.

demilypyro

Yeah most guys seem to think they're gamers but they actually just play those yearly sports games or the most mainstream shooter releases. They're really just a bunch of tourists.