Narrator of the Galaxy!

@themultiversalnarrator

Hey, The Narrator here! Be warned, I spam things I find funny or cool. I do have a couple of Ask/RP Blogs, one for my OCs: (thenarratorsgalaxy), and one for Friday Night Funkin' characters: (beats-guns-and-roses). It would be really awesome if you could check them out!

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Joining Art Fight for the first time this year!

You can find my page @ TheMVNarrator!

#art fight #artfight #artfight 2023 #art fight 2023 #team werewolf #team werewolves

hurtstohope

i have big plans to try and sew a little felt mouse and it might go badly and that’s okay

hurtstohope

he exists bc i made him

hometoursandotherstuff

gay-lotus

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

gay-lotus

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

gay-lotus

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[Image ID: Screenshot with the underwater filter of Tumblr post from bayesic-bitch on Mar 23, 2025 reading: Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work /End ID]

byelacey

guy of all time

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omg jimothy... i would die for you..

reader-from-nowhere

i lied this is actually my favorite dynamic

donutdrawsthings

I think we can all agree that it's rather inspiring that a wild raccoon with a shortened spine syndrome is agile and thriving out there somewhere.

existennialmemes

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

becausedragonage

Jimothy Fever!

Yesterday, someone on Reddit posted a video of a very strange raccoon - a fellow who seemed to have a condition that gave him a very short spine. This is the boi in question:

Now Seattle, Jimothy's territory, is being overrun by Jimothy fever with more spottings.

And just today, BABY PICTURES WERE UNCOVERED!

This is the most exciting thing in raccoon news since Conrad, the dead raccoon of Toronto.

ETA: Just checked. There's now a Jimothy subreddit with all the latest Jimothy news and fanart.

mymarifae

i think it’s important to be able to take a step back and recognize that you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcvkxxxxjnfrg782]]]]2AQ

mymarifae

i was Thinking but i got up to get coffee and i came back to discover that one of my cats walked across my keyboard and posted this early for me and you know what. they summed it up far more succinctly than i ever could

rypnami

i’ve only had jimothy the short spined raccoon for a day and a half but if anything happened to him i would go ballistic

duallpa

baby jimothy

hellowearerats

Jimothyyyyyyyy!!!

lostinhistory

Twenty-one tons of potatoes are up for grabs at Potato Palooza on Monday.

The nonprofit’s set to receive a donation of 21 tons of tubers this weekend from suppliers in the Midwest. Hoping to get the starchy vegetables to people in need, the nonprofit will host a “Potato Palooza” event on Monday in Park Hill. “Anyone is welcome to come. They can bring tote bags, wagons, you could back up your pickup truck if you wanted to,” Hissong said. The event is 9 a.m. to noon at the Park Hill Food Recovery Hub, 6090 East 39th Avenue, on July 27.

This is the dream