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[tonyzaret]

Tony,my mother abandoned me in the middle of a highway because she found my Alvin and the chipmunks Yuri,what should I do?

Sorry I can’t help you unless I know exactly which Chipettes you were shipping

[wholesalemagnesiumoxide]

my super inflammatory game design opinion is that no game should ever encourage you to to play every day. yes, this includes animal crossing.

[tonyzaret]

[tonyzaret]

DOOMED YURI Fan Reacts To SOUP

[markovchaingang]

"if libraries were invented today, the rich would call it communism" if libraries were invented today about half of the "socialists" on this site would whine about how they're violating smol bean authors' intellectual property

[lorec-x]

If you think AI is Communist your vibes sensor is broken and you need to order a new one

[tinkerbitch69]

If you base your idea of what is communist or not on your ‘vibe sensor’ you desperately need to read theory and develop a more solid grounding for your political stances than just fucking ✨ VibesTM ✨

[hollowboobtheory]

not enough people understand that disability benefits are basically what it would look like if you turned "if you're too sick for school you're too sick for video games" into an official public policy

[tonyzaret]

doomed yuri? uh, yeah, if you look at yuri then i guess you ARE doomed!!! #yaoilife

Annnd here come the fujoshi centering Yaoi in YET ANOTHER fandom space (my tumblr account)

[foxgirlmoth]

New post because it is officially really scary for us right now.

Two trans women don't have rent for next month

$0/$2500

I'll update as this goes but we need money to keep living or we'll be kicked out of our apartments and most likely end up on the street. I am physically and mentally disabled and will not make it out there.

Support Elsie V.

Support Elsie V.

Anything helps, thank you in advance

[foxgirlmoth]

Currently sitting at only about $30/2500

[foxgirlmoth]

Around $100/$2500

I also got denied for disability and have to file an appeal

I can't stress enough that we cannot currently pay rent and the 2500 only covers bills and no food. Please help. Disability applications and appeals take forever and its been over 2 years for me to get denied twice. I can hardly go out to get food without any problems these days.

As always, thanks in advance.

[doubleca5t]

I'm reading ACOTAR for a project I'm working on and the things about this book that caught me the most off guard are

1) for a series that everyone jokes about being "fairy porn" there's only like 2 pages of sex

2) Feyre is lowkey stupid af

[doubleca5t]

> 70% of the book is Feyre getting bailed out by Tamlin or Rhysand after doing some shit she was told very explicitly not to do

> You spend the whole first half wondering why her "punishment" for killing a faerie is getting to live in a big mansion with two hot dudes cause all their explanations seem kinda half-assed

> It turns out all the contrived shit from the first part of the book is explained by Amarantha's curse, which is itself extremely fucking contrived

> Amarantha could have put Feyre's illiterate ass in the dirt in under 3.5 seconds but chooses to stretch the process out over 3 months and give her an out via the riddle seemingly just for shits and gigs

> At least four uses of the phrase "my bowels went watery"

> 80 ACOrillion copies sold

> Entire subgenre created to ride on its coattails

4/10 I am whelmed

[thencepiczoneforcoolpeople]

Never read this book but

> Amarantha could have put Feyre's illiterate ass in the dirt in under 3.5 seconds but chooses to stretch the process out over 3 months and give her an out via the riddle seemingly just for shits and gigs

This seems super in-character for a fairy

[onedollopofsourcream]

urgent 1/01/26

hi im erin, 33, and a lesbian. does anyone have $20 or anything for a family of 7, four disabled, 2 kids under 13, in a abusive house for food or dinner? please we need help to get through this christmas holiday break and new year anything helps even a dollar or less. please help give me these kids a good day for once

p3ypal: avatarerin

c3sh app: $avatarpyler

v3nmo: skiesofperiwinkle

k0fi: gothkittygalore

[molsno]

I swear every time I boot up an old video game the first level is always The Racism Level

[molsno]

level 1: destroy the huts that the violent tribe of primitive savages are living in to proceed

[inwardhardar]

[rainphee]

[cannibalcaprine2]

[lamptooth]

Really curating the feed here

[miraclemaya]

MADOKA - “I’m thinking I’ll order a beef udon bowl, since Sayaka-chan told me that they make those really good here. What about you, Homura-chan?”

CONSERVATION OF ENERGY - Food needs can be met with an expenditure of 1.23% of total magic. Proceed?

GRIEF SYNDROME [Trivial: Success] - MAGICAL GIRLS THAT IGNORE FOOD ARE OFTEN MORE PRONE TO GRIEF ACCUMULATION. MY ARMS WILL ALWAYS BE WAITING FOR YOU, HOMURA, BUT IT’S IMPORTANT TO BE HAPPY UNTIL THAT DAY. BESIDES, MADOKA WANTS TO EAT WITH YOU. DISAPPOINTING HER WILL FILL YOUR SOUL GEM WITH A HALF A GRIEF SEED WORTH OF DESPAIR.

TEA WITH MAMI-SAN [Legendary: Success] - Sayaka says the beef bowl is good? Maybe go for that. She knows Madoka’s tastes better than anyone — and if Madoka likes something, you will certainly like it too.

“I will have the same as you, Madoka.”

“I’m not feeling very hungry.”

[CALL AND RESPONSE - Medium 10] Come up with an order on your own

CALL AND RESPONSE - [Medium: Failure] - You’ve eaten here before, you’re pretty sure. Was it Loop 32… no, Loop 12..? No, wait, it was on the first Friday of Loop 68. No… that’s not right. You’ve never eaten here before. In a stunning display of incompetence, you have taken Madoka on a date to a restaurant that you have never experienced before.

THE ANGEL - It’s okay, Homura-chan! I don’t mind if you haven’t eaten here before. Remember what real me said, Sayaka thinks this place is good! And even if it’s not perfect, that’s okay, just spending time with you makes me happy.

THE CRAVEN MASSES - Sayaka has raised her blade against Madoka 16 times before. You should leave this restaurant and kill her. It would only take-

FALLING SAND [Trivial: Success] - 1528 seconds on average.

CONSERVATION OF ENERGY - It can be cut down to 1243 seconds with an expenditure of 2.7% of total magic pool.

THE CRAVEN MASSES - Exactly. Do it in front of her family and make it bloody. Kyoko would likely try and stop you, but even she isn’t immune to bullets. And if Mami comes for revenge, well, you know the exact words you could say that would destroy her, don’t you?

THE ANGEL - A-Ah, I think that’s a bit of an extreme reaction, Homura-chan!

HUMAN SHELL - Your heart rate is increasing. Stop that. You have absolute control over your flesh. Act like it.

MOE INSTINCT - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT ARE WE GOING TO ORDER MADOKA IS GOING TO LAUGH AT US

WITCH’S NIGHT - Is… is this a trap? Walpurgis may be defeated, but you know that the stage witch never truly ceases its show. Perhaps this restaurant is a part of the stage?

MADOKA - “Um, are you okay, Homura-chan?”

MOE INSTINCT - OH GOD SHE HATES US

“I’m going to kill myself.”

“I’m so sorry. Would killing myself make you feel more comfortable?”

Isn’t there anything else you can say?

YOU - Isn’t there anything else you can say?

THE DEVIL - Come on, Homura. It’s high time you do it. Really, this is just another in the long, long chain of failures that make up your life. The only way to fix it is to kill yourself.

CLOCKWORK PRECISION - Target: Located on right ring finger. Target is not moving. Chance to hit: High. Plan: Retrieve pistol. Aim pistol at ring. Pull trigger.

THE ANGEL - Oh my god, please do not do that!

"I am going to kill myself."

"I'm so sorry, I'll kill myself if it makes you feel better."

"I'm so sorry. Should I kill myself?"

There. There has to be better options than this.

YOU - There. There has to be better options than this.

MOE INSTINCT - I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE. THE ONLY RECOURSE IS IMMEDIATE SUICIDE. THAT’S THE ONLY WAY MADOKA WILL LOVE YOU AGAIN.

"I am going to kill myself."

"I'm so sorry, I'll kill myself if it makes you feel better."

"I'm so sorry. Should I kill myself?"

YOU - “I’m going to kill myself.”

MADOKA - Madoka’s face twists, her eyebrows raising slightly in shock. Whatever response she was expecting, it was clearly not this.

GRIEF SYNDROME [Challenging: Success] - IF MADOKA WAS A MAGICAL GIRL, HER SOUL GEM WOULD FILL BY A QUARTER HEARING YOU SPEAK THOSE WORDS. THAT WAS CRUEL, HOMURA.

MOE INSTINCT - WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?

MADOKA - “I’m so sorry, Homura-chan. Please don’t do that. I… I really care about you and so does everyone else.” Madoka’s eyes fill with tears as she speaks. She hugs you.

DAMAGED MORALE -4

CALL AND RESPONSE [Trivial: Success] - Quick, tell her you were making an edgy joke that didn’t land. You’ve gotten away with that before, you’re pretty sure.

SPACE-TIME MASSACRE - Twelve quarter shifts left and two up from your current space-time position, and there’s a Japan that it’s actually illegal to not commit suicide in.

FALLING SAND - You’ve been seated for 5 minutes and 32.5 seconds already and still have not ordered. Mami has requested your presence at her apartment in 3.4 hours from now.

TEA WITH MAMI-SAN - She wants to help you find a hobby. She’s really worried about you, you know.

STRINGS OF FATE - You can feel Madoka’s heart beat in sync with yours as she holds you. Everything will be alright, as long as you follow the beat.

THE ANGEL - Yeah! It’s okay Homura-chan. Just explain what’s been going on and Madoka will understand. And then order something, it’s important to eat a full meal!

YOU - “Ah, sorry Madoka. I was… overwhelmed with choice, and my… brain spit out the first thing it thought. I am not planning on killing myself.”

MADOKA - “Um, I think we should probably talk about this more, Homura-chan….”

CALL AND RESPONSE - Ask her a question to change the topic. It’s worked in three different loops, it should work here.

RATIONALITY COMPLEX [Trival: Success] - Ask her if she wants to try anything else and then order that for yourself. This will accomplish your goal of deciding on what to order, as well as showing Madoka that her desires are important to you.

YOU - “Is there anything else you’d like to try, Madoka? We can share our dishes.”

MADOKA - “Uh, okay Homura-chan. Maybe get some tempura?”

Order 10000 yen worth of tempura

Order 1000 yen worth of tempura

Order 100 yen worth of tempura

YOU - “Excuse me waiter, give me 10000 yen worth of tempura.”

HUMAN SHELL - Calories and magic are just two different types of fuel. Feed me and control me.

THE ANGEL - T-that’s probably too much, Homura-chan. Maybe you can sneak some into your cool shield, though!

MADOKA - Madoka doesn’t say anything, but her eyes do bulge out slightly. She gives you a gentle pat on the shoulder and smiles at you.

HEALED MORALE +1

RATIONALITY COMPLEX - Displays of wealth like this can broadcast value to potential mates. This will increase your value in Madoka’s eyes, furthering along one of your goals.

THE ANGEL - I think you should just focus on enjoying the food, Homura-chan. Take a break, everything is okay.

Thank you.

Why don’t you hate me?

YOU - Why don’t you hate me?

THE ANGEL - Because I care about you, Homura-chan! And besides, you hate yourself far too much already.

Thank you.

THE ANGEL - You’re welcome! Now, please, enjoy your meal with real Madoka. She loves you a lot too, you know.

[totally-kasane-teto]

akari

[thencepiczoneforcoolpeople]

Thinking that self-identifying as a pedophile is bad makes you a TERF and antifeminist and other cool things I’ve learnt on Tumblr dot com.

Christ I thought that BlueSky was bad at transfeminism.

[thencepiczoneforcoolpeople]

isuggestforcefem/suggestrogen is a terrible person and I am upset that she has gotten so much clout. Her recent nonce apologia posts are enraging.

I am probably going to stop using this website because this shit is so upsetting. God, why can’t people be normal?