theNEEKS

Being different is what life is all about. IG: kneec0h

[notlikingbestgirl]

Anime is still a mistake

[gaycop]

anyone else horny as fuck right now

[summoningraziel]

Literally what the fuck

[seghs24]

Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high

Me, five seconds later:

[pkpaulshow]

xxreallinkxx:

Twitch chat controlled a mechanical-bull-styled couch while someone is playing Smash

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

hes dead

[durendoll]

Twitch Plays Spinal Fracture

[frikiskrew]

[elreyputo]

Bridge to terabithia (2007)

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[spcrash]

This kid is one of the reasons why Vegeta blows up the World Tournament.

[tredlocity]

Mob psycho 100 picking a fight with vegeta

[wiselwisel]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

act a fool sis

[aspiritualbumpit-deactivated202]

i’m the rainbow

[whitepeopledoingdumbshit]

Those aren’t her real friends at all

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

[gaycism]

[sunshine-and-hatred]

sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

[cheesewhizexpress]

[inkonic1]

Made a little friend today

[jesstheespeon]

That clefable just summoned a biker for you

[tsunflowers]

why are these all so fucked up

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the “otto von guerick unicorn”) is actually from germany, but it’s the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples

in the game, you’re combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this:

“Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can’t breathe unless it’s underwater.“

“The shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.“

“Though it’s able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.“

some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. they’re chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universe’s modern times.

the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless)

some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, here’s one, here’s another, and here’s a third!

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[unexplained-events]

Reported Bigfoot Sightings

[mavenmemnon]

[lalaithion]

[808sandamenbreaks]

Can’t believe Bigfoot was looking at furry porn while reading Martha Stewart in an IHOP

[darkcynda]

[birf]

NOOOOO

[unclefather]

$4000 wedding photos

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

a match made in heaven

[tiktokarchive]