The Nerdy Flirt

Hey I'm Lizbet, I'm in my 20s. I'm pansexual. There's nerdy stuff, NSFW stuff, silly stuff, personal posts, so on and so forth. This is a NSFW blog 18 + only!

[doodleforfood]

Happy International Dog Day! 

Here are four of my favorite dog-related comics I’ve made so far

[teenytinyfrog]

[queereyegifs]

x

[langernameohnebedeutung]

tumblr ancients are pretending we stay on tumblr because we know it won’t end but we are more like these old people in movies who tell others to run and leave them behind, because they lived their entire lives on that shitty farm

[spacehunter-m]

@cubern

[creepsandcrawlers]

[yellowpoet]

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

[troyetroyetroye]

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

[momoiroinkremade]

[theriu]

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

[yellowpoet]

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

[chekhov]

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[lame-and-corny-blog]

[llvf-deactivated20240419]

[nandadin]

Put Helen Mirren in there and the universe will implode with over perfection

[llvf-deactivated20240419]

Just ask dear.

[savingdame]

PUT JUDI DENCH THERE. FUCKING DO IT. I LOVE YOU LOLA

[llvf-deactivated20240419]

This starts to looks like “The Last Supper”

[llvf-deactivated20240419]

Here is Maggie. You’re welcome.

[dinovia-grant]

I can’t not reblog this.  It would seem like sacrilege.

[caffeinated-tater-art]

Someone had to do it eventually. Bless.

[feelsmoor]

IM FRAMING THIS FOR TIMES OF TROUBLE

[howweirdareyouabouttobe]

🙌🏻all the queens.

[marvelgifs]

[greigferguson]

😈🎃🧛🏻‍♀️

[oookrillen]

Like I wanna fuck you senseless

But I also want to go on corny dates and cuddle and shit……

[catchymemes]

Those are some damn cleaned glass doors

[imonlyadumpling]

Wholesome prank

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via brokeymcpoverty)

[c3nric-deactivated20220627]

This was 100% necessary.

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

CREAMY GARLIC AND THYME MUSHROOMS

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Get your FoodFfs stuff here

[thebelchers]

[disneydamsel]

Ok these posts lined up perfectly and I just can’t