xxxFahrenheit

@xxxfahrenheit

NSFW ~ 18+ only please. I'm a 28 year old cismale but fuck gender norms, pansexual, hetero-romantic, polyamorous, switch, sweet little boy full of happy wiggles, proud Daddy, loving sadist, music lover, pun lover, love lover, snuggle slut, kitty petter, human body appreciater. I post things that turn me on, amuse, inspire me, or are geeky with a smidgen personal stuff in between. xxxFahrenheit's Tags: Personal Sexual Human Beauty Geeky Awesome Shit Music Photography Cats Puns

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iguanamouth

unicornempire

I. Love this.

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

defilerwyrm

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

chambergambit

I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.

deadcatwithaflamethrower

OMG ONE OF MY FAVORITES OF ALL TIME IS BACK ON MY DASH I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS ONE LAST MONTH CAN I HUG THIS POST?

little-moon

iswingbothways-violentlywithabat

tired of sucking my own fingers 🙄

#spit #drool

everythingfox

agreeableagony

Reposted from @loli_nymph #shibaribondage #shibari https://www.instagram.com/p/CSisfciAsyR/?utm_medium=tumblr

sidhewrites

Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.

jellyfishbreaths

some purples

mspectral

johnnyjoestarrelatable

there's somethig magical about people on nextdoor vehemently defending possums

teaboot

Why would you NOT be patient with overworked staff. Is there any interaction more honest and rewarding than seeing someone obviously overwhelmed and telling them "y'all look super busy, don't worry about serving me fast, take your time" and watching them drop the customer service act for a sec to be like "yeah it is nuts today, you have no idea", like babe I've BEEN there, anyone in here gives you shit u know I gochu

largoandeditt

saoirseronanswife

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

syn-ack

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

garlic-bready

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

dr-dendritic-trees

I love her

weaselle

working weasel

shitacademicswrite

One of my favorite animal scientists

right up there with that Siamese cat that co-authored all those papers

batty-gainer

i wanna say this just to be clear, i dont think fat people should be fetishized. if you only interact with fat people to jerk off to them, you arent thinking of them as people and youre disgusting. finding fat people attractive, enjoying being fat, and gaining weight are normal aspects of people's lives. purposefully gaining weight to be fatter because it *turns you or someone else on* is a fetish. stuffing yourself silly is a fetish. calling yourself and pretending to be a pig is a fetish. im getting fatter because it turns me on, because i want to, and because i find food erotic. im essentially giving people permission to only interact with me for horny purposes. but for the love of god leave normal people alone!!!!

anotherhorngrygirl-deactivated2

SO MUCH THIS!!

Consent does not go out the door because it’s a different kink that doesn’t necessarily involve sex.

I have heard fat friends *who are not into feedism* talk about being approached by feedists and fetishized. Not only is this NOT COOL, but tbh you’re part of why people are put off by feedism and you’re doing the rest of us a disservice.