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kosmogrl

ryan-sometimes

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them

“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

multibodied

Usually I hate when people online base their whole character around being dorky on purpose, but Da Vinky twins are the only exception to this rule. They're self aware and just genuinely funny, my favourite of them is this video when they're like "People often ask us if we're only acting like this on camera, so today we'll find out. For that we only need to turn off the camera" and then they turn the camera off and the video ends. This is the funniest shit and I adore this joke so much.

unclefather

psychotickenesis-deactivated202

Hi welcome to mcdonalds Do you waive your right to a fair trial

plaguedocboi

A job I was applying for mentioned I would be working with something called a “frosted flatwoods salamander”, which sounded positively delightful, so I looked them up and I could not be more pleased with what this beast looks like

rosyfacedlovebird

girlfictions

and let the history books name joe biden, rishi sunak, justin trudeau, emmanuel macron, ursula von der leyen and every other world leader who did not step in to prevent the genocide of palestine as cold-blooded murderers. may they face a shred of the immeasurable pain and suffering they allowed to be committed against 2.2. million innocent lives.

parasitoidism

Obsessed with the wording here

pawg-papi-deactivated20230808

Sweet Sixteen at 9/11

computationalcalculator

toastbutteregg

ralfmaximus

HELL YEAH FUCK HIM UP YOUR HONOR

date-a-jew-suggestions

I genuinely can’t comprehend the uniquely Christian urge to see someone at their lowest and think “Now is the perfect time. I should tell them about my religion.”