Want a sandwich?

26 they/them I like spooky things HUGE LESBIAN

[nerunodaisuki]

[sailatina3]

[komainucomplex]

this ones a classic even tho i really really really wish it was not

[pukicho]

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy

[hkayakh]

Round guy so round steve has to leve

[teratocrat]

there's no cock anymore no ones getting dicked down ever again they just announced that the last cock was found and sucked by a fisherman in argentina

[nationwidedornermoment]

[datura-inoxia]

AGUANTE EL PESCADOR CHUPA PIJA LOCOOO 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

Que grande amigo, agarraste el último zodape de la tierra, te banco mil.

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[vintxgemiseries]

count me outs

[tallochar]

Adopting that immediately.

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[chongoblog]

[puyopuyo]

things in this world that kick ass

1.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[vaporevon]

i’m freaking out why did they add the fucked up version of the flushed emoji. I thought i was going crazy when i scrolled past this. How did a discord emoji end up in the real emojis list i thought. I took a screenshot incase everything is gone tomorrow and this is a fever dream

😳🫪 ….??????????

[vaporevon]

they added horny flushed emoji. they added bigfoot. they added cartoon sex cloud. and the trombone. you can now illustrate a sexual encounter with a clown and a bigfoot in just emojis

[vaporevon]

no one understand me

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella