thenoisyflower

Coffee-soaked clown aunt and plant-based lifeform. 37 flavors of hyperfixation in one egregiously gay package. Maker of okay-ish fan merch.

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These shirts are made using a "Direct to Film" Transfer for vibrant full colors! CARE INSTRUCTIONS 1. Do not dry clean 2. Machine wash cold

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!

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Welcome to your worst nightmare.

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Happy Pride!

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"How do you say 'a safe distance away' in Barbarian?" "Not close enough to hit it."

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Character Art: Amy Reeder Backgrounds: thenoisyflower

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These ones got me stopped at the airport. Not because I was in trouble, but because the person at the ticket counter saw my shirt, got the reference, and we spent the next ten minutes screaming about nerd shit.

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He's got that Ohio rizz.

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Did you know?

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ While, obviously, zero design work went into this tee shirt, it's still one of my most favorite pieces of merch I've ever made. So much so that, while half asleep this morning, I almost got on a video call with my VP wearing it. Not me frantically scrounging up a hoodie at the last possible second before I got moved out of the lobby and into the meeting...

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"My name is Fabian Aramais Seacaster. I killed my father. Prepare to die."

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Tried to manifest Ally rolling a Nat 20 by wearing this to Gauntlet at the Garden, but no dice. 😏

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File under "gifts for burned out teachers and social workers".

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Goat house on three, family on six.

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Wizard school, but make it fashion.

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The Dimension 20 store sold out of the Fantasy High S2 mug in about twelve nanoseconds, so I ended up designing my own.

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"Are you fighting to have something considered normal terrain that probably shouldn't be? Call Iyengar Mulligan!"

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Someday I'll stop making myself the fannish tee shirts I want to see in the world.

Today is not that day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.