write a kerdly fanfic and my life will be yours
I will begin working on it, and soon your life will be mine.
FINALLY I DID IT
here
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82562401
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write a kerdly fanfic and my life will be yours
I will begin working on it, and soon your life will be mine.
FINALLY I DID IT
here
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82562401
been in a deltarune kind of mood lately
srry i didnt make ur kerdly fanfic lmao
defense: i got arrested(not a joke btw)
who was meant to make a kerdly fanfic 4 someone?? certainly not me after all these days of dilly dallying….
write a kerdly fanfic and my life will be yours
I will begin working on it, and soon your life will be mine.
mmmmmm ralsei
i was sick
Preparing for Thanksgiving with nothing but The Muppet keeping me company
what should i write fanfic abt
anything deltarune, I need ideas pls
my ships:
kerdly
krusie
suselle
kriselle
kralsei
susiexralsei(idk ship name)
POLYCULE>>>>>>>
*You think you're starting to understand a little more about Berdly.
im being the muppet joker for halloween
my mother has no information on this lore aside from random tidbits(such as the easter dinner incident out of context), but the costume is purchased.
gonna airdrop this 2 my friend 2day bc we haven’t talked in a while
I love light world Ralsei meeting Asriel because I just imagine him having a whole puberty conversation where Ralsei(a mimicking darkness creature) is just subtly trying to get more information on boss monsters like
“So uhhh like… hypothetically what traits would be weird to not see on a boss monster as they age? I mean- like, uh when did your uhh horns start growing?”
Like his form is in the image of a boss monster but he only has info from like photos and what he can scry with his weird super-darkner powers, so he doesn’t really know anything about how they work.
Like I think it would be funny if boss monsters had horizontal slit pupil goat eyes, but ralsei was like
“oh they have slit pupils?”
And did it like a cat before Susie was like
“Yo!!! You have cat eyes! SICK!”
And he’s like
“Oh is that uhm not uh normal?”
“Not for a… hey Kris what are-“
“A boss monster”
“Yeah! Boss monsters have lines that go like left to right not up and down”
And Ralsei’s like
“Oh! I see!”
(Silently changes that before the next time they meet)
And Susie would forget by next time and Kris would be quietly snickering😭🙏
Shedding
more adventures in the deltarune road trip saga!! they do karaoke and then go to bed in susie’s crummy pre-owned Monster Honda Odyssey (she bought it from pizzapants) with two inflatable air mattresses in the back that they have to reinflate and de-inflate every day to fit all of their stuff in the car. featuring ralsei learning about limp bizkit for the first time
continued from my first post if you didnt see that
Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.
I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.
Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.
Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.
Goodbye, Homosapiens