Just Jokes🤠

She/Her👩🏽‍🦱

[afloweroutofstone]

CITIZEN: IT HAS BEEN 237 YEARS SINCE YOU ENTERED YOUR CRYOCHAMBER. THE NATION YOU ONCE BELONGED TO, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, NOW CONSISTS OF 50 AUTONOMOUS CITY-STATES EXISTING TOGETHER IN A LARGER POLITICAL UNION, THE CONFEDERAL NATIONS OF AMERICA. THESE NATIONS ARE ARRANGED PRIMARILY ON THE PRINCIPLE OF CIRCUMFERENTIAL DISTANCE TO THE NEAREST ECONOMICALLY POWERFUL METROPOLITAN AREA. SELECT YOUR PREVIOUS PLACE OF LIVING FOR YOUR NEW CITIZENSHIP

[maelstrombolis]

Excuse me the entire population of Maine would die before letting Massachusetts have them again

[afloweroutofstone]

CITIZEN: IT HAS BEEN 237 YEARS. THE GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO EXISTED IN YOUR TIME AS “THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF MAINE” HAS IN FACT DIED

[hustleinatrap]

save for yourself and for future generations

[msillzie]

reblog to save a life

[jaeswavy]

For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕

[clestroying]

*stays mad at someone who was rude to me in my dream*

[allisonexplainsitall]

[heyholden]

November 1st

[ferret-with-a-knife]

December 1st

[notebelow]

The rest of the year:

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[lmaonade]

if you pull the bag out of a cereal box you’re fucked. you’re so absolutely fucked. it’s never gonna go back in there the same way again, the box was protecting you and you disrespected it and you will get what you deserve 

[invqlid]

Cracking open a cold one

With the girls

[gamerfriend-deactivated20170928]

[asexualmew]

Okay, kiddos,

if you want to change someone’s personality, you shouldn’t be in a relationship with them.

[meesow]

[preciousorgans]

How I feel rn lmao

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[bloodroyale]

please, call me duncan

mr donuts is my father

[cairgnorm]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

GET HER

[localstarboy]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

he lived with a man for a good decade so

[theheartisalonelyhunter]

newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao

[surprisebitch]

wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on

[stability]

[deactivated2013804deactivated-d]

if u find a dude who dont talk too much cherish him

[zaynelius]

am I that dude?

[deactivated2013804deactivated-d]

u cant even be quiet on my post so i doubt it

[twitterlols]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]