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bovineblogger

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notahorseindisguise

IS THERE ONLY ONE LIQUOR STORE CHAIN IN SWEDEN ???????

#They nationalized alcohol 😔

vilecousin

the swimmer (1968) dir. frank perry

princecroutons

like i guess, if youre comfortable

#Me after too much whiskey

monstermaker585

Has there been a single normal dude in the office of president? Are the strange people the most likable by the American people? Does that make me a good candidate for president?

gerald-ford-president

There has been One...

monstermaker585

You are not normal dawg, being hot doesn't make you normal

gerald-ford-president

Very flattering! Thank you.

monstermaker585

Okay I liked you better when you were younger, you like King Charles of England in that photo

gerald-ford-president

This is not very nice, Monster Maker 858. You could have left it at the compliment.

theo-dore-roose-velt

I mean I'm like. Fuckin. Typical.

monstermaker585

You had a zoo in the White House and went partially blind from wrestling, also hot

theo-dore-roose-velt

you know how it is

monstermaker585

Has there been a single normal dude in the office of president? Are the strange people the most likable by the American people? Does that make me a good candidate for president?

gerald-ford-president

There has been One...

monstermaker585

You are not normal dawg, being hot doesn't make you normal

gerald-ford-president

Very flattering! Thank you.

monstermaker585

Okay I liked you better when you were younger, you like King Charles of England in that photo

gerald-ford-president

This is not very nice, Monster Maker 858. You could have left it at the compliment.

theo-dore-roose-velt

I mean I'm like. Fuckin. Typical.

sexyronaldreagan-official

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