fiction addiction

in my marauder era.

[theo-notts-doll]

searching for ao3 tags feels like trying to coax a skittish cat from an alley into a carrier. i cant type more than 2 letters at a time maximum without it getting overwhelmed and never giving me an answer. gods forbid the tag has more than 2 words to it. forget vaguely niche tags all together. you’ll be there all. day.

[theo-notts-doll]

ive always thought that ‘i dont care’ by VIOLENT VIRA is exactly the sort of music eddie and chrissy would make in those fanfictions where they run away to start a band away from hawkins.

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theres something to be said about the raw sex appeal of the mere idea of charlie weasley…

if anyone has any fic recs on such a subject then i wouldnt complain

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i just know the amount of curl cream in that hair and makeup trailer is INSANE

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watching season 2 of the sandman, and hOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY BLAME DREAM FOR SOMETHING THAT WASNT HIS FAULT? IM TALKING ACTIVE “this was your fault, shaper” AND FOR WHAT??? HE DIDNT DO THATTTTTTTT STOP ITTTTTT

[theo-notts-doll]

the blockbuster guy is sending me icl

[theo-notts-doll]

if i see linden ashby play one more sad widow im going to throw hands. give the poor man living love from someone other than his children pleeeeeaaasee

[the-river-nyx]

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

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temporarily ignoring desi!james…

james potter you would have loved ‘play that funky music’ by wild cherry.

[theo-notts-doll]

david bowie’s song ‘life on mars?’ reminds me of lydia martin and i just felt like i needed to tell someone.

[runnyeggsworld-deactivated20241]

how do I tell the guy I’m talking too that I will never want him as badly as I want this pipe cleaner with eyes

[theo-notts-doll]

i have an itty bitty headcanon for one sirius orion black iii that i’d like to address if that’s cool?

sirius, as he grows up, fears his mother less and less. she’s awful, absolutely abhorrent, and merlin knows that will never change, but what can she do to him that she hasn’t previously? he’s not naïve enough to believe there isn’t a world of pain out there that he hasn’t experienced, but the weathered corner walburga rules is familiar and unchanging. walburga has never been soft in her discipline, and her anger is predictable as he grows.

if he were to face a boggart, he would see himself. not as he is, of course. sirius has shed blood, sweat and an insurmountable number of tears to be exactly who he is and fuck it if he isn’t comfortable in the skin he’s sewn himself. no, his boggart has succumbed to the black family madness, and that is what sirius fears. that he cannot escape his family, and instead becomes another copy, another mindless clone that thrives off pain and fear and chaos. this inheritance is the only truly unmovable force that could drive him to being just another black.

that is what sirius fears. what is to stop him from hurting his true family and his favoured parents and his brothers, if he is descending into the same spiral of insanity that has taken his mother, his cousin and who knows how many other relatives?

sirius knows, and the odds are not in his favour.

this is what sirius fears.

[theo-notts-doll]

i will be waxing poetic about the marauders and all involved parties until the day i kick it.

[twunk-red-hood]

"Red Hood's tits or Nightwing's ass" -the greatest thread in the history of batforums, locked by Oracle after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

[autisticrosewilson]

Thinking about the newer bats (Duke, Cass, Steph, Tim) speculating on Jason's age because he looks like a recently divorced 30 y/o but he's younger than Dick, and he acts like a 50 year old man (he still has a Nokia, out of the loop on Internet and pop culture, primarily listens to dad rock), and after they've exhausted all their guesses Dick breezes in, informs them he's like 24, and then leaves.

The bats then have to come to terms with the fact that Jason NINETEEN when he took over the criminal underground.

[autisticrosewilson]

@panakina

No literally he took over the Iceberg Lounge before he himself could legally drink. He probably learned how to drive from either Talia Al Ghul herself or like the world's best driving instructor or something. He was training with the best assassins in the world fresh out of the pit. It was implied he was still learning how to fight/retained muscle memory while he was catatonic. He was the subject of a century old prophecy that he would take over after Ducra, may or may not have been alive since the fucking earth existed, as the head of the ancient magic fighting society when he was like 17. He kisses the physical embodiment of shadows older than the sun. He's fucking insane and he's damn good at it and no one even cares.

[teenwolf-confessions]

[mocking-the-bird]

Jason: No, I don't care if no one can look after Replacemet except me. Just drop him near some dumpster, he'll be alright.

Jason 3 seconds later: Welp, I guess this is my kid now. Batman can find himself another, he's quite talented in this.

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I LOVE THIS SM