Best of Game Grumps: Windwaker Starters (part 1)
“What is happening.. ___?”
“Big Brother.. BIG BROTHER!!!”
“It didn’t sound like you said speak.”
“Climbing down the latter, climbing down the latter with the swinging camera. uh..”
“Hit the dock.. let’s go back up the latter..”
[gargling underwater noises] “Onto the land”
“You look great for.. a piggy..”
“Woah.. sorry to interrupt sir…?”
“I told you to never come in here when I’m pushing sharks in my underwear!”
“This is the ultimate GET OUT OF HERE moment..”
“Don’t tell your grandma I been pushing sharks!”
“If she catches wind of my shark pushing.. it’ll be divorce number three for sure!!!”
“Very good. Keep thrusting.”
“All day everyday he’s just pushing that whale”
[laughing] “IT’S A SHARK GOD DAMMIT!”
“Fuck the pigs.. not actually but..”
“Are you making a statement on police officers or..?”
“GOT THE PIG!! Love the pig..”
“Is this what you came for everyone… PIG NUDGING?!”
“She just shoves her finger in you..”
“Uhh I’m a pirate and I have to pee.”
“Stupid.. get ahold of you.. she’s gone…”
“Your sister’s dead.. fucking get over it.. it’s been 8 seconds.”
“You should say goodbye to your family.. OH WAIT..!”
“Yes you could say that..”
“She’s with the birds forever..”
:”It looks like it’s going ohhh noo.. why was I born as a pear..”
“Take it.. and sometimes push it into the sand, it’ll make a cute little design.”
“Don’t forget to hold the button while targeting.. I’m dead inside.”
“If only one would stick around with me in my final days..”
“No.. it’s okay.. I’ll just die alone..”
“I’ll be back REAL soon..”
“I’ll be dead REAL soon.”
“Little does he know she’s just completely dead.. she died on the railing already.”
“I wonder what’s for dinner.”
“Stop right there! Most of us real pirates aren’t even allowed in there..”
“I’ll smack you right in the butt mister.”
“AHHHH.. put stuff in me.”
“I don’t care what bag you have.. unless it’s GUCCIIII.. none of that knockoff bullshit.”
“It looks welcoming if anything..”
“What was his name..? Satan?”
“Wow.. there’s like a million barrels out here.. where’d they all come.”
“Glowy.. glowy.. glowy.. it’s just a ball that glows.”
“Kiss me.. shnim shnam bum dum dade da.. neem nam..”
“This.. is bullshit.. it is my fucking brithday right now.”
-Oh God, I wish I could somersault upstairs..”
“How much scarier would it be if he didn’t speak English..?”
“Are those like fear farts?”
“Looking out the window, I wondered.. I contemplated.. is his penis bigger then mine?”
“The look on his face was perfect..”
[mouth full] “I’m hot.. stickyy sweet..”
“Yeah I’ll come to the entrance of your dragon roost cavern..”
“You are sexy.. that duck bill does everything for your face..”
“Gotta get some hot new giant kicks for my giant feet which indicate a giant dick..”
[in a public face[ “ALL AROUND THE WORLDDD..”
“Wanna play the penis game..?”
“One person starts it and says penis as quietly as possible.. the next person has to say it louder. The person who loses is the one who refuses to go any louder.”
“Everybody hated playing the penis game with me because I always won immediately..”
“Yo.. I got these tattoos.. they symbolize some Chinese shit..”
“She just flies up into the fire…”
“Come, come my lady.. I’ll make your legs shake. You make me go crazy.”
“AHAHAHAHA.. I knew he was the one..”
“Speak now or forever– ALL AROUND THE WORLDDD”
“Got her! Oh she’s sad.. Good! I won’t even bother to poke holes in it..”
[cluttering noise of someone tripping in the dark] “DAMMIT!!”
