You Paid For That?

All role-play. Any events that may relate to my posts are completely coincidental...lol

[babelift]

YALL……… this is so funny

[theobnoxiousteen]

I felt very paranoid today, but I got only what I went for for the most part lol.. went to Macy’s and the homecoming dresses were untagged and I checked everywhere. So looks like I’m going to homecoming too!

Hoodie/ Zumîèz - 70.00

Sweater/ f0rever 21 - 15?

Bra/ V$ PîNk - 40.00

Random (but awesome smelling candle/ TJ M@x - 7.99

Total: $133.99

[theobnoxiousteen]

I had the time of my life thrifting

So, I went to two stores (actual thrift / junk stores, not goodwill) and the dress was 2.50 and the lady who was selling me the champion sweatshirt THAT WAS IN NEW CONDITION!! AND VINTAGE!!! Gave me a random discount to 9$.. DO COMPANY BUSINESSES DO THAT? NOOOO.. LORD JESUS IT WAS INCREDIBLE TODAY!!! THE THRIFT STORE EVEN HAD LEVI CUT OFFS FOR HELLA CHEAP!! So enough blabbering, i spent only 20$ today in total (I got other stuff) and it felt so nice not having to worry if I were to beep walking out, because I knew damn well I just paid for it. To a family business. It felt so nice, so nice. GUYS GO THRIFTING ON 20$ and see WHAT YOU GET CAUSE I SPENT 20$ ON A NEW DRESS, CHAMPION SWEATSHIRT, AND A NEW HAWAIIAN SHIRT FOR MY COLLECTION. GO.

THRIFTING.

[theobnoxiousteen]

ITS THE SMALL THINGS THAT MAKE LIFE GREAT

Small haul.. was with my great grandmother and nothing ever gets past her.. BUT TODAY IM LUCKY THIS SHIT DID!!! Walm@rt: Everything but the rosewater TJ M@X The rose water

[theobnoxiousteen]

cigarettes at walmart

Sometimes when we’re paying at the cigarette isle in Walmart, I feel like stashing the whole rack of Marlboros in my purse when the SA isn’t there..and run.

[satinlifter-blog]

babe: tell me something sexy

me: no cams, unattentive SAs, fitting rooms are unlocked and unattended, no sensors.

babe: what

me: naked palettes, no LP, no chase policies, magnets

babe:

me: the biggest

babe: yeah?

me: blackest

babe: yeah 😏

me: lifting bag

[rosebudlifts]

🥂 lots a panties haul 🥂

vans 💫 teal iguana party shirt - 18.00$ pink cloud hoodie - 44.50$

altar’d state 🕊 pink floral sheer bralette - 24.95$ pink floral sheer parties - 10.95$

vs pink 🍓 panties - 10.50$ x6

🎀 total : 161.40$ 🎀

[theobnoxiousteen]

PART 2

LOL EVERY PRODUCT WAS ACTUALLY IN THE BOX THIS TIME!! And not tampered with!!

[thatonegaylifter]

Me: I am depressed and anxious i want a big ass haul and I’m robbing this fucking mall Bitch get the FUCK out of my way

*gets home from $2500 haul and lays everything out*

Me: I feel amazing this is so nice

My Anxiety/Depression Three Minutes later:

[liftingbeaute]

Wow my life lol.

[theobnoxiousteen]

Fucking relateable.

[liftinglxdy-deactivated20160830]

STORYTIME: my friend got caught in ULTA!

this is a quick little story but me and my friend were in an ULTA several hours away from where we live. we were with our moms so it was risky to lift anything and since neither of us are familiar with ULTA I decided not to lift anything, she just lifted a bottle of foundation. so she was really dumb and carried it around in the open for a WHILE and then went to the bathroom to conceal (again not familiar with the store so not comfortable concealing on the floor) so while she was in there I noticed an SA hanging outside the door and I texted her. why she didn’t decide to just put it back I’ll never know but she came out and they asked to see in her bag and I was shocked because they didn’t find anything. I assumed she left it in the stall but she had it the next day so I asked how she got out with it and UHM… long story short she put it up her vag and carried it out literally inside of her I’m so. 😂😂😂

[lifting-madjick-deactivated2024]

On-person concealing is the best way to conceal 💯

[filthyfingerz-blog]

Omfgggg

[ittybittylifty-blog]

IN-person concealing……

[mollymonsterliftz]

Now THATS a pussy pocket

[theobnoxiousteen]

so my friends little sister found this out & it was by a cash register but there’s different locations where alcohol section may be. And your maybe only limited to a limited few brands- for ex she was only really able to get Captain Morgan.

[theobnoxiousteen]

FOLLOWED BY SECURITY.

Me and my lifting buddy were doing our own thing this weekend and wanted to catch up to see how my sister and her friend were doing. They were sitting on the bench enjoying their wetzels pretzels.

“Oh yea, a security guy was following us around the mall. We were at Macy’s and we heard “security on first floor” and next thing we knew a security guy was on the opposite side of the rack. He kept following us around the mall until we went to the bathroom for a few minuetes and came out, he was gone. “

I fucking panicked.

I told her and her friend it was time to fuckin gooo!!! I had them hand me their bags and walk on the opposite side of the mall’s hallway from me and my friend so they didn’t have anything on them. We fucking got into the car and SKKKKKRRRR.

what pissed me off is she didn’t tell me as soon as it happened. It also pissed me off she got way more shit than me and my friend did.

Moral: don’t be fucking greedy and if you’re being followed get the fuck out.

Security doesn’t have the rights to detain or put hands on you. They can follow you but they cannot touch you. My sister and her friend are like, 12. They get away with tons of shit being at that age. Probably why security followed them but didn’t even talk to them.

It was a male security guy, they were in the woman’s restroom out of sight. He could’ve been getting a female security person.. he was probably following them while calling the police.

We’re lucky we got out but I feel like it’s gonna stab us in the back, with cameras and our liscense plate. I could wake up to the police at my door.

There’s so many thing wrong with this story like, “why are you allowing your sister to lift” “why’d you park your car near the mall you dumbass”

Fuck.

[serpentlifts]

imma post this here before this meme gets overused

[hypnoticspongecake-blog]

this

[theobnoxiousteen]

everything I wore today was stolen and it feels so god damn good . Tons of compliments.

[theobnoxiousteen]

god I’ve been lifting so much these past few days, fuck 😂 but cheers and goodnight 💓

[majoralifter-deactivated2018010]

who needs sex when you could steal things?

[itsadamnlongstory]

Stealing is Better Than Sex (not sponsored by too faced)

[theobnoxiousteen]

today was a lucky asf haul with my lifting buddy 💕

literally had 30$ and walked out with 400$ worth of shit.. don’t feel like calculating lmao BIGGEST HAUL IVE EVER DONE !!!!!

Stores:

Zumiez Macy’s American Eagle Garage Sephora