☆Sam☆

sam or octopus | she/her | bi | minor

[theoctopusinurnightmares]

intro post

my friend yelled at me for not having one of these so yeah

i go by octopus or sam online and i use she/her pronouns. im a minor so don't be a weirdo. i have 3 cats and 2 dogs and they are all either mentally ill or idiots.

my interests are the marble league, dead end:paranormal park, hermitcraft, jetlag: the game, steven universe, hilda, heartstopper, alice oseman books, nimona, dhmis, musicals, witchcraft, and various other things. i crochet and make kandi too.

other fun facts: i dont like capitalizing i, im neurodiverse, im bi, and im a band kid (ew)

please be my friend

[river-of-wine]

This fanfiction writing is easy

[alistartalkstoomuch]

saw someone on tiktok say "who ever played lex looked so funny bald" LEAVE HIM ALONE.... put some respect on my goat nicholas hoults name,, smh

[alistartalkstoomuch]

@theoctopusinurnightmares (whos not seen superman yet) just told me they dont like "the guy who plays lex luthor" as him bc he doesn't look like he's meant to be bald 💔💔💔

[theoctopusinurnightmares]

my words are being twisted i knew he was nicholas hoult >:c

[alephnaughts-n-taucrosses]

i forgor i posted this on discord

[theoctopusinurnightmares]

Pickles are so scary now :(

[ndn-craft]

I want whatever they all have

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

the woke mob couldn’t handle her pacifist swag

[theoctopusinurnightmares]

Absolutely devastating that the O'Rangers and the Pikkies didn't make the cut this year but I'm settling for cce and 4th is a pretty solid start

[rufus-locke]

This silly fella has my heart in a vice

[memewhore]

[decellie03]

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

[dripped-in-my-pearls]

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[cleolinda]

Sometimes I still hear my voice

[aka-indulgence]

Come on guys, we all know there's no one on tumblr. I'm not even here

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[cleolinda]

Sometimes I still hear my voice

[aka-indulgence]

Come on guys, we all know there's no one on tumblr. I'm not even here

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[officialspec]

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

[officialspec]

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

[shinraalpha]

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we're at it

[c4stlevani4]

seeing newer HermitCraft fans learning about docs unwavering allyship for the first time is so fun because he has literally always been like this. remember that one time he jumped a guy for calling bdubs a faggot. at a bar. at Disneyland. years ago. doc doesn't lie he IS the goat

[queenarsinoethepoisoner]

I feel like we should also mention that one time doc kissed a guy at minecon (? I don’t remember exactly what event it was). There’s a twitter post about it somewhere, please if someone knows what I’m talking about can you add it onto this post?

[queenarsinoethepoisoner]

Here’s the photos prev:

Also the guy was apparently Bdubs dad, which makes it even funnier

[anapplepie]

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

[sufficientlylargen]

A) It's irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and

😎 It's even more frustrating when you weren't actually trying to make an emoji.

[simplydm]

[objectorn]

[fence-time]

[siracethegreat]

[flowersareverypretty]

I realized I haven't shared this on here yet!

A crochet Scar blanket!

I spent 3 years working on this. I'm so glad I'm finished

I wish I could get Scar to see this