Using our friend the Incorrect Quotes Generator, I have some Soul Hunt quotes for you.
Jaw: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
Rusty: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
CC: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Rusty: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Katie: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
Shauna: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Cherri: I'm gonna tell her.
Ruby: Did it hurt when you fell-
Leia: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Ruby: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Ruby: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Jaw: I feel awful about killing you.
Jaw: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.
Rusty: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Jaw: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Katie, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Rusty: You're a bad influence.
Jaw: And you don't know your sayings.
Shauna: A sprite is anything not static.
Leia: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.
Sinna: A sprite is a fucking soda.
Sinna: You god damn geekass bastards.
4C: Rusty, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Katie: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
CC: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
CC: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
Rusty: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
Nom: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Shauna: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Cherri: Ya know... it might be.
Jaw: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Rusty: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Jaw: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
Katie: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Rusty: Wasn’t CC with you?
CC: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Leia: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Leia: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Cherri: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Nom: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Ruby: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
4C: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Wade: I hate you guys so much.
Jaw: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
Sinna: Bonjour, 4C. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
4C: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Sinna: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
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