not creative enough for this

29 honestly i don't know what i'm even doing.

[depsidase]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

[gayteensupreme]

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

[codasylph]

Wow, Tumblr is fuckin' HYPE for the Ides of March this year. I wonder why that could possibly be.

[edsrosetattoo]

This is the best idea in the history of film.

[important-animal-images]

[6qubed]

the world has betrayed him :(

[gyaradont]

reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from

[duamuteffe]

[dragonprincessmew]

Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

[transgenderrari-moved]

[thenewborndeity]

Diversity win! Absol is OSHA Compliant!

@osha-official-the-sequel

[hollowedfox]

@bedrock-to-buildheight I thought about your Pokémon au when I saw this today

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I legally must add them. For safety

[pseuddamntired]

I love a dog ‘mon with a job.

[felicitousfaerie]

refrog to have good luck

[neenarchive]

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

[wellwaterhysteria]

yeah sorry that’s a load bearing green neck ribbon. it’s up to you boss i mean take it off if you want but it’s very much a structural necessity.

[pinof]

kitbull (2019)

[flythesail]

The fact that he's a loser really only increases his appeal by 500x unfortunately

[victusinveritas]

[keplercryptids]

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera