Coda screams into the void!

About to be 40; Where are my gray hairs? she/her or they/them; bi; poly; Purrveyor of cat pictures and occasional sarcasm. This is my main blog where I will post pictures of my cat, reblog stuff, etc. My art blog is here Blog may occasionally be inappropriate for minors. Blog is always inappropriate for TERFs and Nazis.

[ladydei]

NO

of late, I get unreasonable amounts of agita just seeing that stupid little "star".

NO I do not want you to generate ANYthing for me; furthermore get your distracting icon out of my face ALL. THE. TIME.

[stitchposts]

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

[rabbitindisguise]

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

[stitchposts]

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

[the-dragongirl]

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

[stitchposts]

Don't you dare malign my girl again

[im-a-dream-wizard]

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

[stitchposts]

[natalieironside]

More things could be pink

[halloween-trash]

If you get a can of spray paint, more things CAN be pink.

[natalieironside]

And that's exactly the sort of proactive attitude we need around here

[grungekitty-77]

It's happening again, so just to remind everyone:

TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!

"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.

Report the broken ads.

Thank you.

[zakiyah]

"ingredients you can pronounce" learn phonics. coward.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[codasylph]

[synnthamonsugar]

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

[geeky-fuckery]

[ominous-signs]

the weren’t lying

Love that this is addressing a singular flower

[codasylph]

Ok, but can we see the flower?

[natalieironside]

A detailed, step-by-step guide on how to fry rice good. A wokthrough.

[were--ralph]

wait. brain blast incoming.

[were--ralph]

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[were--ralph]

Adult restaurant/Play Place where you all play on the toys and jump around naked and have sex and all that fun stuff but if you dont want to you can sit and eat pizza and watch the other adults have sex and do fun things

and its called

Cuck E. Cheese

[were--ralph]

Even if its a flop post you can at least pretend its a good post

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[shiftythrifting]

Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.

[tiddybearcomfortstrap]

Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change

[norixio]

[codasylph]

[animalphotorefs]

Y’all. There’s an opportunity for some extreme cuteness in the next month or so. I need to gauge if there’s interest in making it happen, because I can’t fund it by myself right now.

Photo by M. Owyang. Posted with permission, and not part of repository photos that are free to use.

… so… if there was a chance for a bunch of baby capybara photos… should I fundraise to go photograph them in May? I’d like to get a sense of how many people might contribute if we did? Details to come if there’s enough interest.

Should we fundraise for a quick baby capy photo trip?

Yes - I would like to contribute

Yes - I’d love for this to happen but I can’t help fund it right now

No - I’m a joyless human being who doesn’t like capybaras

I’m a capybara myself, actually (see results)

Voting ended onMay 4

[animalphotorefs]

Boosting for the morning crowd.