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[walleater3000]

Graphic Design is my new passion

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An iconic, and some day, historic photo, captured by the high school yearbook staff, of @walleater3000 eating hotsauce.

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She thinks she’s ugly plz help @walleater3000 href=“https://tmblr.co/mFu-Iz4YfqyzPOSzZOQimsw”>@queerdolly

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sHES ADORABLE!!! 💕💕💕💕

[walleater3000]

HELL YEAH SHE IS, HEY EVERYONE, LOOKIE, LOOKIE AT MY ALYSSLE PICKLE 😍😍

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My sisters were talking about their favorite cereals and I was trying to describe my favorite one but the last time I had it I was like really young, so I couldn’t remember the name and in my poor efforts to describe this mysterious cereal, I said,

“WAIT NO you know that cereal that looks like little labias!?”

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[walleater3000]

!!!!!this is my favorite cereal!!

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WHAT ????????

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Hi Every one, please watch my ukulele covers.

“Party Favor” ~ Billie Eilish (Cover)

“idontwannabeyouanymore” ~ Billie Eilish (Cover)

Please re-blog this and subscribe to my YouTube channel. I really really want to do something with my talent so please help me out Tumblr. Ilysm.  

[walleater3000]

I’m selling audio of me licking tape. Message me if interested

I usually only use scotch tape but for an additional fee I could be willing to consider duck tape, double sided, masking tape, etc

@blueoctober25 @queericle @dorkhtml @memelordhowell @marzipan-moon @ryyyyski @cheezbot @succulents4life

[happybirthdaykaitlyn]

HI EVERYONE. MY BEST FRIEND KAITLYN CAME OUT OF HER MOTHERS VAGINA TODAY. TELL HER A VER HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Hey everyone!

It’s my best friend’s birthday today! Happy birthday @walleater3000 !! I HOPE ITS SUPER SPLENDID.

[theoneandonlyunit]

It's Katland's birthday everyone!

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So I told my best friend, who was considering dabbling in creating stuffed animals, to make me a snake because it’s my favourite animal and it looks like a green sperm cell with eyes. I carried it around school all day. @walleater3000

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So my boyfriend would always tell me how disgusting he thought cheating was. Like. Literally he would almost gag. We talked about how we’d never hurt each other like that EVER because it was literally the worst thing you could do to someone. Well, I caught him cheating. I responded in the only way that I felt was appropriate. 😂

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Painted this for one of my very best friends because she does so much for me. I figured that the least I could do was make one of our memories permanent. I chose an old picture for old times sake. 💕 It’s my first time painting people so it’s not perfect, but I knew she’d love it even if it looked like trash.

Painted by: peaceloveacrylics

Inspiration(s): My best friend Kaitlyn ❤️

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More info, my friend Alyssa and I took Kaitlyn on a “friend date” and took her to Steak ‘n’ Shake, where Alyssa paid for her meal in secret and we led Kaitlyn out slowly thinking that she had just stolen from the restaurant and then told her we were going to pick up Alyssa’s brother. We also told her that we were taking her to “the void” the next evening and then pulled in to the movie theatre and I paid her ticket and we all watched The Black Panther and Kaitlyn was so confused for a while and it was hilarious. She low key hated us but that’s okay, because we love her. 😂❤️

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how to respond to someone telling you to cover your cleavage

“my titties are so confused right now”

“my tits didn’t mean to offend you and they’d like to formally apologize for the disturbance”

“if the sun is out, my titties are out”

“my tits came out to have a good time and honestly they’re feeling so attacked right now”

feel free to add to the list

[theoneandonlyunit]

a e s t h e t i c 🌟🌛🌑🌜🌟

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Aight aight I know gen z is depressed as shit but we all need some positivity so here’s some cool shit we’re doing

A lot of us have ukuleles? I dunno man thats pretty rad

Have y'all seen the dent we’re already making in the world even though most of us are like 15? Like damn son, we’re petitioning, we’re protesting, we’re making it happen

(Haven’t confirmed this but it seems legit) So I’ve heard we’re the “gayest” generation so far, so think of all the big steps we’re gonna take once we’re older so future LGBTQA+ kids can be happy!

Pastels? Holographic aesthetic stuff?? Man am I glad that stuff is popular again

Cat memes (although I suppose that was somewhat started by The Millenials, but whatever)

We’re not taking anyone’s bullshit anymore. We’re calling people out for their discrimination

C l e a n c o r e

Finally starting to respect people’s triggers!

Racial diversity keeps on growing

Guys you don’t know how happy I am to see all those “positive suggestion” blogs and how many notes their posts are getting

We’re working on recovering and supporting eachother damn

Hey did I mention plants? Bc it seems like most of us like plants idk

Saying “fuck you” to social norms

Wicca/witchcraft is being revived and I think thats cool

Showing love and support for homeless people

Learning how to healthily cope with our mental illnesses

Setting aside our anger and pettiness so that we can love and heal together

Real talk guys, you’re all so strong, and beautiful, and wonderful, please keep going and support your fellow humans! You are worthy of love and respect!

Let’s make 2018 worth it, and spread our love to everone else! 💖

I hate to have to put this stuff on the bottom of a positivity post but

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I saw the ukulele part and I thought, “What? No way,” but then I realized I have a fucking ukulele.

@blueoctober25 your turn!

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I was literally fucking playing my ukulele last night.

[walleater3000]

Me too guys

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Me, a virgin, waiting on my period.

*Period doesn’t start when expected*

Me: Fuckfuckfuck I’m pregnant fuck how did this happen shit

Me: *reads the Bible extensively, buys a diaper, watches ‘How to Raise Baby Jesus’ YouTube videos, goes on a diet*

*period comes two days later*

Me: …

Me: THANK YOU GOD I’M NOT THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY

*throws Bible out window and eats french fries*

[theoneandonlyunit]

Let’s just appreciate the funniest thing I’d experienced in 2017

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Okay, so this is actually hilarious, because Kaitlyn accidentally got herself drunk that night. 😂😂

We went to our friend Lacey's bar to watch my boyfriend's band play and Lacey gave Kaitlyn jello shots (then Kaitlyn stole like four more, so she had six.) Mind you, she has never ever been drunk before. So, she gets thirsty right? And she asked Lacey for a drink. Lacey makes her a kiddy cocktail (for those of you who don't know, it's just Sprite and grenadine.) Kaitlyn LOVES it so much that she chugs it and asks for more. Lacey tells her to go behind the bar and make herself another one because everything is labeled. So Kaitlyn makes herself one and comes up to us and says, "Guys, this tastes like cinnamon." And Lacey and I are like, "Lol whatever, it's a kiddy cocktail there's no cinnamon." And then Kaitlyn let's me taste it and SHE HAD PUT LIKE $10 WORTH OF HOT DAMN IN HER CUP. So we laugh at her because she's dumb and didn't read the label. But we thought she'd be fine you know, it really wasn't that much. Anyway, later, we find her in the bathroom on the floor with her bra off because she "couldn't breathe." So. This video is the result of six jello shots and 3/4 of a cup of Hot Damn. 😂😂😂

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[theoneandonlyunit]

Aesthetic, babes